21 Funny Posts From Parents That Had Everyone Laughing

My daughter went back to college today and I texted her that I missed her so much and she texted back 2.5 hours later, “Yes.” Then, “Sorry, that wasn’t for you.”

I WAS IN LABOR FOR 14 HOURS

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) January 11, 2021

parents of small children wondering when the early morning wake-ups end, my daughter in college sent an emergency text at 6am because she needs a fly swatter for her dorm, so the answer is never

— 🌜🤷‍♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷‍♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) October 4, 2022

My kids spilled some cereal and when I asked them to clean it up, they called the dog. There is nothing left for me to teach them.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) September 29, 2025

My 3.5-year old, eating his porridge, glances out the window at my car and comments absently, "I see you still have your winter tires on."

I swear, I'm raising my own father.

— Deonandan (@deonandan) March 20, 2024

My children have never heard a phone ring — like a real, landline phone. And our 102 neighbor still, apparently has one. It rang while they were outside and she had the windows open, and they ran to me screaming because they thought they heard a fire alarm.

IT WAS HER PHONE.

— Emily Zanotti 🦝 (@emzanotti) March 28, 2024