25 Funny Posts For Some Weekend Laughs

3yo, adorably: "mommy I think the doctor said ice cream is good for three year olds with fevers."

— 🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾 (@selentelechia) January 18, 2025

I’m not sure how to tell Dolly Parton that it’s getting harder and harder to tumble out of bed, stumble into my kitchen to pour a cup of ambition every day

— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) September 24, 2025

I often say no problem when yes problem.

— L 🇨🇦 (@Ann_Hedonia1) August 13, 2024

my mom was supposed to come home from camping in the woods 3 days ago but she has absolutely no desire to return. every day i’ve called to check on her and she just goes “yeah im good 🙂 just burning stuff :)” alright girl whatever u gotta do

— violet 🧠🐀 (@daintysloth) September 23, 2025

My dad loves telling people he drives a $900,000 dollar vehicle and gets paid to travel. He’s a bus driver.

— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) March 7, 2026

I made cookie dough 2 days ago and pre molded it into balls and froze them so I would be able to bake ONE cookie at a time AS NEEDED but so far I’ve just eaten 6 balls of cookie dough over a 2 day span

— Ashtyn Butuso (@lil_buts) August 28, 2024

I’ve done 3 loads of laundry and folded and put them away as soon as they came out of the dryer. Please clap.

— Jenna (@mom_of_littles) August 26, 2024

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) September 22, 2025

guy that is supposed to come fix my doorbell: hey i came but you were not home

me: i was home ive been waiting for you all morning???

dude: but i rang and you didnt answer

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— MENACE II SOCIETY ™ (@trademarkedash) September 22, 2025