25 Funny Posts for Some Laughs Today

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) September 10, 2025

Counting calories really makes you realize you’ve been eating for a small family of four.

— S. (@sashaaay_away) September 11, 2025

My friend called me and said "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45".

I made it there in 33, which was Record Time…

— mariana Z (@mariana057) September 10, 2025

Coworker: You busy?

Me: *watching a reel of someone melting Werther’s Originals in an air fryer*
Yes.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 13, 2025

My dad told my daughter she was the best duster ever then leaned in to me and whispered “if you tell kids they’re amazing at the chore they don’t bitch about doing it” and suddenly I’m questioning if I really was the most amazing weed-puller he ever saw

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 18, 2024

customer service said they needed a photo to confirm my order didnt arrive so i just sent this pic.twitter.com/dEUF2ZJA1A

— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) September 9, 2025