25 of the Funniest Posts From Women

truly hate when fitness people are correct about something. I thought overnight oats were like ohh look at me i’m a little bird I eat little bird food WELL imagine my surprise that they’re delicious, give me so much energy, AND help with bloating. so annoying

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) August 20, 2025

My cat spent 18 hours sleeping yesterday and I thought there might be something wrong with her but she was just saving up her energy for a long night of walking back and forth across my head and screaming in my face

— Agita Christie (@pagan_hoetry) August 19, 2025

"Do one scary thing every day"

ok well, I have to take the recycling out and I'm an introvert and there could be neighbors

— meghan (@deloisivete) August 19, 2025

My signature move is writing “please see attached” and then confidently hitting send with absolutely nothing attached.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) August 20, 2025

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) August 20, 2025

for someone with a job i text back with the speed of someone unemployed

— miller (@luminollowlife) August 19, 2025

Got a new bottle of dish soap and now I'm using what's left in the old one with the reckless abandon of someone in a much higher tax bracket.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) August 18, 2025

when a documentary starts with an old white person going "we're a small town, we didn't lock our doors at night" oh we're gonna find out what made them start

— ashley ray (@theashleyray) August 18, 2025

at my next therapy session i will be discussing the trauma ive been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) August 19, 2025

TikTok so mf funny. This girl posted how she met a man 6/25, said “I love you” 7/6, moved in 7/12, pregnant 8/18- somebody gon comment “so you never seen him in a winter coat?” 😭😭😭😭

— A’Dasha (@Adashaa_) August 20, 2025

Everyone I know is taking Ozempic and I’m over here slowly turning into Winnie the Pooh.

— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) August 19, 2025

my husband spent four days with 9 of his oldest friends. i asked him if there was any news about their marriages, kids, families, jobs, etc. he said no. i asked what they talked about. he said they mostly tried to name every state capital and then every african country

— mindy🌷 (@mindyisser) August 21, 2025

The face of a cat who brought in a huge mouse, got scared when it jumped up at her, then hid upstairs until we had taken it outside. pic.twitter.com/qtJvcRbtd5

— Ellen (@flyingsnow) August 21, 2025