If you’re feeling like it’s already been a long week, take a little humor break with these 20 posts that made me laugh.
Wishing you a good rest of the week!
Janene
#1
nurse drawing my blood yelled "we have a fainter" like really loud before anything happened which bothered me but then i did faint so it was like okay nevermind fair
— Cass (@_casscore) June 10, 2024
#2
Being an adult is terrible but I thank God everyday that I don't have to randomly run a mile at noon against my will and then go on about my day like we did in school
— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) October 25, 2022
#3
having a sister in the medical field is so funny. she’s like “today i delivered a baby and assisted in a surgery that will fundamentally improve someone’s quality of life” and i’m like “i made a spreadsheet worse than how i found it”
— chase (@_chase_____) June 8, 2024
#4
If you offer me food and i say no, pls ask again i was just shy the first time 😅
— Rudra (@rudrakarale7) August 24, 2024
#5
Really I’m pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that they’re not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and I’m good to go
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) October 8, 2024
#6
Received a resume today that listed gap explanations which included such hits as "skydiving accident", "temporary blindness" and finally my personal favorite "cartwheel incident"
— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) April 6, 2022
#7
My husband changed his brand of boxers for the first time in 35 years. I feel like I'm having an affair.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) November 6, 2022
#8
i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no groom. just me eating a big cake
— trash jones (@jzux) March 24, 2024
#9
Me: “It’s almost impossible to lose weight after the age of 40”
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) January 25, 2024
Also me: Does absolutely nothing that would lead to losing even one single pound
#10
When my 4yo woke up, she said "I'm so excited for my party today," and I have no idea what she's talking about.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) June 10, 2024
#11
Husband found a parking spot right in front of the packed aquarium today and immediately was like “this is a parking spot you’ll remember forever” and has managed to talk about it all day. Has also said “how about the parking spot though” about 30 times so far
— K (@kourtneyinhell) June 24, 2024
#12
I love joining a class action lawsuit. Hell yeah I've been wronged. Justice needs to be served. A surprise check for $26 in 6 years will make it right
— alexandra (@bigmoodenergy) January 23, 2024
#13
I can tell how rich you are by how hard it is to find your kitchen garbage
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 21, 2024
#14
having siblings is so funny. you're like yeah of course i love them but once when i was little they zipped me into a suitcase and pushed me down the stairs
— trash jones (@jzux) June 11, 2024
#15
me: finally getting eight hours of sleep
— Jenni (@hashjenni) January 20, 2024
my neck: yeah but u did it wrong lol
#16
My kids love taking turns, for example, they take turns pushing down the garbage so neither one of them has to take it out.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) February 10, 2023
#17
My daughter wanted to go to the park and I really didn’t feel like it so she said “you could bring your new book and sit in the sun” and now we’re at the park
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 8, 2024
#18
I’ve always talked to my kid exactly like any other adult. Mostly because it’s hilarious. But now I’m facing the consequences. I feel like I’m parenting an elderly man in a 5yo’s body.
— Loppy Rae: BRB! 💫 (@LoppyRae) December 28, 2023
He went over and just stood by the window and said somberly “There’s a cold front coming in.”
#19
My potassium is super low and apparently causing heart problems, so I have been prescribed a potato diet, and let me say, this is the best diet.
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) June 11, 2024
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