If you’re feeling like it’s already been a long week, take a little humor break with these funny posts that made me laugh.
Wishing you a good rest of the week!
Janene
#1
It's wild how many grown adults complain about being in debt. Like, it's not hard. I have zero debt in my early 30s, all because I've worked since I was 16, I don't spend money on things I don't need, and my great great grandfather invented doors.
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) March 26, 2024
#2
spending money is too easy, for my bank account’s sake i need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before i buy something
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 12, 2024
#3
Just when I thought I had my finances under control, I had to buy a bottle of water from the airport.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 17, 2026
#4
I was laying on the couch and my wife walked by with a hammer, tape measure and a level but didn’t say a word to me. This is a test, right?
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) November 16, 2022
#5
went to Costco this afternoon with my wife and mom and while they were discussing which is better, the green/yellow or blue/yellow sponges, I was able to see my soul actually leaving my body
— 🌜🤷♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) October 16, 2022
#6
Have you ever caught a glimpse of yourself in a self checkout camera at the store and it ruined your day a little bit?
— Kristen (@Kica333) March 25, 2025
#7
Driving my son to school this morning and I had my music on. He says “what is this, 1950’s music they play at a diner?” It was Led Zeppelin. I’ve asked him to make other living arrangements.
— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) December 16, 2022
#8
My 7yo says “trust me” a lot for someone who lies about wearing underwear
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 21, 2022
#9
the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) March 11, 2025
#10
Tonight for amateur hour I let my 3yo walk into the living room holding a cherry smoothie in a plastic wine glass and it ended just as anyone would have guessed
— Parenting Presently (@presentparent_) January 4, 2024
#11
I was making dinner and my daughter came running in and started playing her toy drums because she “knew I wouldn’t want it to be too quiet”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 3, 2024
#12
I tell the kids that if they ever get lost to just find an Amazon truck and follow it because there's a pretty good chance it's coming to our house.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) December 5, 2022
#13
If you enjoy calming a screaming child who thought carpool involved swimming in cars then parenting might be for you
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 4, 2022
#14
Me: How was school?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 15, 2022
12-year-old: A kid laughed so hard soda came out his nose.
Me: I meant did you learn anything.
12: I learned soda can come out someone's nose.
#15
Therapist:lets go back to that day
— Lukas Battle (@lukasbattle) June 20, 2018
Me: no I cant
Therapist: I want to hear you say out loud what you found out that day
Me:[sniffles] When ppl go on house hunters they've already bought the house they want.The producers just show them two random houses they pretend to consider
#16
I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) November 15, 2022
#17
How is it 2026 and we still don’t have a dustpan that doesn’t leave a line.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) May 19, 2026
#18
My son wrote an essay about how much he hates mayonnaise, and it begins, "As a scribe I see fit to write down all my troubles" and ends "I fell to the ground and moaned for the next few hours, lying in the moonlight wishing to die."
— Bronwen Tate (@bronwentate) December 16, 2022
#19
Website I have not visited in many months, have possibly never visited at all: You've read your last free article.
— youth code orange (@thamosdeaf) March 25, 2025
#20
middle names are so funny. it's like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name that's a little bit of a secret ?? and it kind of has to be marie
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) May 20, 2026
