Just a little round-up of some funny posts I thought you might enjoy.
Hope these bring you some laughs and hope you have a great week!
Janene
#1
5 year old who lost a tooth
— Mike Zakarian (@MikeZakarian) December 15, 2021
Me: did the tooth fairy visit you?
Kid: yes!
Me: how’d you make out?
Kid: we didn’t kiss.
#2
Me: Did you miss me while you were at Grandma’s house?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 5, 2018
6-year-old: She let us make cookies.
Me: I missed you.
6: We ate them for breakfast.
So that’s a no.
#3
I’m not saying my 4yo is an optimist, but while putting groceries away he held up a bag of cookies and said “I’ll just keep these in my room, ok?”
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) November 23, 2020
#4
i love getting to the end of IKEA instructions when it’s like “ok now attach it to the wall so it won’t fall and kill anybody” and then i safely toss the instructions in the trash
— octave (@curtofranklin) May 12, 2024
#5
When I was a kid I couldn’t wait to be the one in charge of dinner every night. Idiot.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) March 2, 2023
#6
We were playing a board game. My husband and 7yo were on the same team. My 7yo as she put her arm around her dad, "dad, can you smell that? That's the smell of victory." It was so cute watching them lose together after I took them down.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 29, 2025
#7
A treadmill minute is longer than a microwave minute.
— Linda (@turtledumplin) January 30, 2025
#8
No one’s ever more confident than my teen daughter telling me how to do something she’s never done
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) March 6, 2023
#9
Me, passing on the wisdom of my ancestors to my kids: It’s “righty tighty, lefty loosey.”
— krista (@kristabellerina) February 28, 2023
#10
Running out of the middle of a work meeting because you thought you heard an ice cream truck is not acceptable. I know that now.
— 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) May 8, 2024
#11
My mom gave my kid $2 and he immediately taped the bills to the wall like some kind of small business owner
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 27, 2023
#12
Being a baby must be scary, imagine sleeping at home & you wake up at TJMAXX
— 🎭 🇲🇽 (@Artbythat1foo) May 9, 2024
#13
I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) May 17, 2026
#14
My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now when she's mad at me I just say "Linda wouldn't get mad about that."
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) January 21, 2025
#15
I accidentally told my boss I loved him while getting off the phone so if anyone needs me I’ll be walking directly into the ocean.
— Kristen (@Kica333) November 19, 2024
#16
I don't want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within *three weeks* not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 29, 2025
#17
ME: and make mine a double
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) November 7, 2024
WAITER: your…your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
#18
my mom had literally never used a single emoji in her life until last month when she discovered them and now every text looks like this pic.twitter.com/EogG7TTUZd
— alex (@aIexrudd) May 14, 2026
#19
Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.
— BOOP (@Pettyyyboop) January 31, 2025
#20
If you are under a certain age, let me assure you this apple pie was served at the surface temperature of the planet Mercury. pic.twitter.com/oG7rv7ATNA
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) May 10, 2024
