20 Funny and Spot-On Tweets About Dentist Visits

Dentist: *asks me a complex question about my life*

Me: Well-

Dentist: *shoves his hand inside my mouth*

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 3, 2016

SCREAMING, just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. Don’t think i can ever recover from this….

— c (@thestoryofcel) January 14, 2024

DENTAL HYGIENIST: your teeth and gums are moments from death. Quit your job so you can floss 16 times an hour. I hate you!
DENTIST: looks good!

— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) October 23, 2018

the adult version of a corn maze is just finding your way out of the back part of the dentist’s office after your dental assistant abandons you

— chase (@_chase_____) October 8, 2022

dentist: avoid hard foods for a day or two
me: like pretzels and things like that
dentist: exactly. stick to softer foods
me: like soft pretzels and things like that

— brent (@murrman5) February 16, 2023

My 5-year-old pulled out three feet of dental floss.

I'm not sure if she's going to clean her teeth or kill a guy from behind.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 18, 2018

the dentist just asked me to open up and now I can’t stop crying

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) August 4, 2020

Dentist: “And do you floss?”

Me: “Yes!”

My 5yo who had to come to my appointment with me: “No you don’t.”

— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) July 22, 2023

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months

— Megan Johnson (@megansarahj) December 4, 2025

oh my god my phone died and I just plugged it in after like 30 mins and the only text I had was from my dentist’s office, which is worse than having no texts at all

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) February 10, 2021

Dentist: "When was the last time you flossed?"

Me: "BRO, you were there."

— 9GAG ❤️ Memeland (@9GAG) November 13, 2016

the dentist said I needed a crown and I was like finally someone who recognizes me for the queen I am

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) January 28, 2021

In my 20’s: shaving my legs for a date

In my 30’s: shaving my chin hairs and moustache for the dentist

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 23, 2020

Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now

— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) June 16, 2020

My life would have been very different had I done anything with the same intensity as brushing my teeth on the day of a dentist appointment.

— Spanky McDutcherson 🔸 (@thatdutchperson) July 29, 2015

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 13, 2021

Dentists will turn to their nurses and say
‘A24 – fatal traumatic root eruption’
and then turn to you like ‘all healthy 👍’

— L D N _ L E W🦩S (@LDN_Lewis) July 6, 2024

i get so starstruck when the dentist comes in after the dental hygienist

— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) October 18, 2022

Losing it over this sign at my dentist's office pic.twitter.com/kbm8spIVFE

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) March 11, 2024