25 Funny Posts to Kick Off Spring With Some Laughs

6-year-old: It's spring.

Me: Yeah.

6: It's still cold.

Me: Yeah.

6: That wasn't the deal.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 21, 2019

I always think my feelings are SO COMPLICATED but then Spring happens and I’m like oh no wait I’m fine

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 27, 2023

It’s a beautiful day, so make sure to go outside and feel like you are going to die from allergies.

— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) May 19, 2022

"I really like our spring wreath this year"

Is a thing I instinctively say because I'm finally getting good at marriage.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 7, 2019

spring me is so fun she wears dresses she drinks chilled white wine she is full of hope and joy and she dies a merciless and painful death every summer when it’s 900 degrees and life becomes ungovernable

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) April 12, 2023

The first day of Spring men take their four pairs of cargo shorts from the bottom drawer and put them in the top drawer.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) March 20, 2022

My 9-year-old found out its supposed to snow this week, even though it's spring.

She told me that's "unacceptable."

I think she'd like to speak to a manager.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 6, 2022

After 6 weeks, $140 in supplies, and daily watering, we’re only three to four weeks away from enjoying a single 25¢ vegetable from our garden.

— Bizarre Lazar (@BizarreLazar) May 23, 2021

Threw out my rotten Halloween pumpkin today so my spring cleaning is done

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) February 22, 2021

I asked my 6yo “aren’t you gonna help me plant flowers” and she said “oh mommy I would love to do that except that I don’t want to”

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 5, 2021

Asked my son what he thought his kindergarten teacher did over spring break. He informed me that teachers "pretty much just sit there and wait for the students to come back."

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 18, 2022

[spring break]

5-year-old: When do we have to go back to school?

Me: Monday.

5: *slides me a penny* When now?

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 4, 2018

The first step to spring cleaning is laying down on the couch to take a nap. I don’t make the rules.

— krista (@kristabellerina) May 18, 2023

Gardening seems so relaxing until you try it and realize it’s grueling, filthy, buggy, disappointing, you’re terrible at it, and nature hates you. But alas, here you are again, you delusional fool, elbow deep in spring dirt, declaring “I think this is my year for pumpkins.”

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 20, 2024

spring pros: pretty much everything

spring cons: becoming harder to enjoy soup

— trash jones (@jzux) April 22, 2024

Nobody appreciates a 50 degree day in March more than people that live in the Midwest. People start acting totally different. It’s prime shorts and hoodie weather, time to fire up the grill, roll the windows down in the car. It’s a spiritual time for us midwesterners.

— Midwest vs. The Rest (@midwestern_ope) March 1, 2022

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) March 26, 2024

Love when that spring sunshine hits and I step outside like a seasonally depressed Dorthy stumbling into technicolor.

— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) March 13, 2025

The first sight of Midwest spring as the regional flower begins to bloom pic.twitter.com/BenJPpVYM3

— Midwest vs. The Rest (@midwestern_ope) March 16, 2024

This is Stanley. He's very excited because today is the first day of spring. It's going to be a great day, he can just feel it. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/XqI8El03x7

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) March 19, 2024