20 Funny Tweets Every People Pleaser Will Relate To

Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me?

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 4, 2018

there is nothing i won't do to make sure the waiter likes me. i will sell out everyone at the table. "i'm so sorry about them" even if they're being totally normal. nothing matters more to me. i would give it all away.

— michael cruz kayne (@CruzKayne) January 11, 2022

Me when I have friends over: Please treat my home as your home. Make yourself comfortable. Allow me to express my love for you through hospitality!!!!!!

Me staying with friends: might I perhaps be permitted to drink a glass of water from your faucet if it is not too much bother

— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) February 18, 2024

I will stop using lol as punctuation as soon as they come up with a punctuation mark that conveys my need to be liked

— maria🦝 (@mariamainmo) February 22, 2024

I'm a people pleaser, unless you don't like that. Then I'm not.

— Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@GraniteDhuine) February 24, 2024

Things you should know about me:

1) I’m my own person and I’m sorry but I just don’t care what anybody thinks about me

2) Are you mad at me?

— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) November 22, 2023

Accidently went when it wasn’t my turn at a 4 way stop so now I have to follow this car home to apologize

— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) January 15, 2022

Being a people pleaser and an introvert is so hard because I want people to like me but I also don’t want to talk to them

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 23, 2023

oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you

— abrish (@cxrnerrstone) February 1, 2024

someone could apologize for running me over with their car and while bleeding profusely id still say “oh, no you’re fine”

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) March 1, 2021

“Sorry, could I just squeeze by?”

<person doesn’t move an inch>

“Thanks”

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 11, 2023

Sorry, can't work today, I wrote a friendly email to a small group of people I know and now I have to reread it 700 times to make sure I didn't sound insane.

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) August 23, 2023

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

— shelby wolstein (@ShelbyWolstein) April 26, 2022

When you invite me to something know I will say yes as I am a people pleaser but I will also cancel later as I am tired

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 3, 2023

no matter how much pain I am in during a massage, whenever the masseuse asks “does this hurt?” I will always say “no, it’s great!” because I need them to think I am the very best massage client

— Sarah J. Hass (@tacko_belle) November 1, 2023

Being unable to ask a stranger a question without first saying "excuse me, hi, sorry"

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) September 16, 2022

the TSA agent held up my bin as an example to the rest of the line on how to go through security correctly. this means I got an A in airport travel, which is a completely normal thing to strive for and attain

— katie (@katie_moats) January 15, 2023

A real conversation between midwesterners:

“Ope, scuse me”

“Oh sorry about that”

“Nope my bad, you’re fine no worries”

— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 25, 2023

whenever a car waits for me to cross the street, I wave and mouth ‘thank you’ and rush across as fast as I can because I need them to think, wow what an 11/10 pedestrian

— Sarah J. Hass (@tacko_belle) October 29, 2023