25 Funny Posts for National Love Your Pet Day

My husband: I don’t want a dog. We don’t need a dog. We don’t have time for one.

My husband 2 years later: I read an article about dog emotional well-being & we should stop saying goodbye when we leave because Truffle will be more sad. We don’t want her to worry when we’re out.

— Lindsey Boylan (@LindseyBoylan) February 12, 2023

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@cottoncandaddy) February 16, 2022

every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name

— slim riggins (@rigginsslim) May 21, 2024

I know so many people with cats and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat.
Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that's like "yeah he just moved in."

— Laura Robinson (@LauraRbnsn) June 6, 2024

my pug has 4 beds and takes medicine for his seasonal allergies just like his wolf ancestors

— kim (@KimmyMonte) December 2, 2023

cat owners will be covered in scratches and scars and just be like these are little love marks from my handsome boy 😊 his name is pillow he's such a little man 🙂

— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) September 19, 2020

40% of my wife and I's conversations go like this:

me: what?
wife: i was talking to the dog

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 4, 2022

you spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them "for god's sake" and "please stop"

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) September 12, 2024

caught my cat trying to drag an entire loaf of bread down to the basement to eat in private

— roxy demento (@falseroxy) July 2, 2025

what kills me about long haired dachshunds is that u can tell they want to be taken seriously

— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) November 17, 2023

Y’all, this woman’s neighbor’s cat got her cat pregnant and so now she randomly gets drop offs of cat food with the words “Child Support” tape to the bag.

— ✨Kei$ha✨ (@GlamazonJay) May 3, 2024

imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) October 27, 2024

wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
me: They’re for the dogs
wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
me: They don’t know how

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 14, 2019

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 27, 2024

Me: Do you need to go outside?
Dog:
Me: Outside?
Dog:
Me: Do you need to pee?
Dog:
Me: Go poop? Go outside?
Dog:
Me: Ugh. Fine.
Dog:
Me: [gets coffee and gets comfy on couch]
Dog: You won’t believe this.

— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) December 2, 2023

No one:

My cat at 4:12 am: These curtains are stupid, I’m taking them down

— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) April 19, 2024

Science: Domesticated dogs are most closely related to gray wolves.

My dog: There’s no way I’m walking on wet grass.

— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) August 24, 2019

Accidentally stepping on my husband's foot: "Sorry."

Accidentally stepping on my dog's paw:
"Oh my God, I'm SO SORRY! Are you ok buddy?
I'm SO SO sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I LOVE you so much. You want a treat? You're the best boy, yes you are."

— I Might Be Funny (@imightbefunny1) September 26, 2022

Someone dropped a sausage roll here approx 1 year ago and we have to check DAILY in case it’s regenerated pic.twitter.com/bmkQQDfb7E

— remand chic (@our_jesse) September 22, 2025