It may be cold and dreary, but I figured we can warm up with some laughs!
Grab a hot coffee or hot cocoa and enjoy these funny and relatable tweets about trying to get through the winter months.
Janene
#1
The only people who love snow are the people who never have to shovel snow.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) January 7, 2024
#2
*4-8 inches of snow forecasted*
— Midwest vs. The Rest (@midwestern_ope) January 8, 2024
South: CANCEL ALL ACTIVITIES AND SEEK SHELTER NOW
Midwest: looks like I’ll have to get my winter coat out finally
#3
Science: Domesticated dogs are most closely related to gray wolves.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) January 9, 2022
My dog: There is snow in my paw and now you must carry me.
#4
I just got an email that they closed schools tomorrow because of the impending snow storm so I told my 7yo that he if gives me $5 he doesn’t have to go to school tomorrow
— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) January 5, 2025
#5
We are visiting the Midwest in January and middle kid is convinced he won’t even need long sleeves because “I stand in front of the fan and I’m not even cold.”
— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) November 30, 2023
This is going to be fun to watch.
#6
According to multiple storm models we're getting between 1 to 183 inches of snow.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) January 3, 2024
#7
I hate when I see a bug in my house in the winter like excuse me sir aren’t you supposed to be dead?
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 24, 2020
#8
The Midwest urge to say “it’s warm out” when it’s 30° instead of 3°
— Midwest vs. The Rest (@midwestern_ope) January 22, 2024
#9
5-year-old: Why is the snow still here?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 20, 2021
Me: Because it hasn't melted yet.
5: But I'm done with it.
#10
It may snow in Atlanta so I just bought 47 loaves of bread and now I’m headed out to the interstate so I can get stranded in a good spot.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 14, 2022
#11
I don’t like to brag but it only took me 47 minutes to get all 3 kids in their coats, hats, gloves & scarves this morning
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) December 13, 2019
#12
[huge snowstorm headed our way]
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 1, 2022
Me: I think I'll make friends with that guy down the street.
Wife: Now?
Me: Yeah. He has a snow blower.
#13
Every conversation with a child getting ready for school in the winter ends with a parent yelling, "FINE, THEN FREEZE."
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) January 11, 2022
#14
When you get older “it’s too cold” is a valid excuse to not leave your house
— Ally Kay (@Ally_Kayyy) November 26, 2018
#15
I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) November 11, 2023
#16
Parkour was invented in the living rooms of midwesterners when children were stuck indoors for too long during the cold winter break.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 27, 2017
#17
Things that no longer interest me:
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) January 23, 2022
1. Driving at night
2. Leaving the house at night
3. Driving in the winter
4. Leaving the house in the winter
5. Driving
6. Leaving the house
#18
ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup
— trash jones (@jzux) December 18, 2023
#19
Somebody out there right now is still sleeping with the fan on.
— Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) October 28, 2025
🌬❄️😌🤣
#20
My secret to snow removal is not leaving the house until it melts. Could be a day, could be 3 weeks. Work smarter, not harder.
— LL Gabagool Jay (@LLGabagoolJay) February 9, 2025
#21
Nobody:
— Midwest vs. The Rest (@midwestern_ope) November 11, 2023
Midwesterners: it’s not so bad without the wind
#22
If you’ve just entered a building without saying “bloody freezing out there”, you’ve done it wrong. Go out and do it again.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 1, 2023
#23
No matter how cold it gets, there will always be this person: pic.twitter.com/Zyde6qyuCj
— TeacherGoals (@teachergoals) November 22, 2021
#24
My wife just said "It's freezing in here."
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) October 31, 2023
Let the annual Thermostat Games begin.
#25
Midwesterners toxic trait is thinking “the rear defrost will take care of that” pic.twitter.com/S728qX2glT
— Midwest vs. The Rest (@midwestern_ope) January 12, 2024
