Just a quick little round-up of some posts I thought you would enjoy…hope these add some laughs to your day!
Janene
#1
The sound of connecting to dial-up internet just emanated from a distant corner of the coworking space.
— Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D (@SarahMackAttack) November 27, 2023
All the millennials popped their heads up from their computers like a flock of prairie dogs being activated by a long-forgotten ancestral call.
#2
hey sorry i forgot your name already i was busy getting ready to say my name while you were saying your name
— trash jones (@jzux) November 27, 2023
#3
Not to be dramatic but they rearranged my favorite grocery store and I want to call the cops
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 5, 2023
#4
My biggest contribution to society is that at bday parties I always sing Happy Birthday at a quick, upbeat tempo and I do it very loudly so everyone speeds up to match me, and I save the party from having to listen to the usual funeral dirge rendition of the song.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) December 6, 2023
#5
Me putting my outfit together this morning (white top, tan colored sweater, brown leggings and boots): Oh, this is really cute.
— Michelle 🍎 (@michelleDbelle) November 28, 2023
6yo (looking me over as I greet my students coming into the classroom): Is that your s’more outfit?
#6
microwaves are so so good at heating up bowls. the food inside the bowls? now that’s a different story
— trash jones (@jzux) December 1, 2023
#7
I think it might be time to do laundry, I’ve just reached the “weird underwear” section of my drawer
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) December 4, 2023
#8
Help.
— LaToya Washington, M.Ed (@L_D_Washington) November 30, 2023
A student just told me I was one of the top teachers of all time.
"There was a lady who taught Helen Keller how to read. You're right under her."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#9
I’m amazed at women in their early 20s with full on skin care routines: serums, oils, anti-aging products. When I was that age I was using a bar of soap and some lotion I’d find in the bathroom that I’m not entirely sure was for your face. No wonder I look like this.
— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) November 28, 2023
#10
Me: *spends 4 hours comparing gift prices on several sites to save $4*
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 27, 2023
Also Me: *spends $33 on pizza because I shopped too long to cook $6 chicken*
#11
there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories
— anu (@anuatluru) November 29, 2023
#12
When I was a kid I could name all the states and capitals in alphabetical order and now I’m excited if I can name what I had for breakfast two days ago
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 29, 2023
#13
I recently cooked together with my friend who always makes super simple but very delicious food, and it turns out her secret is just adding even more butter and salt than I thought is reasonable
— Maria Made in Cosmos ✨ (@made_in_cosmos) December 2, 2023
#14
my pug has 4 beds and takes medicine for his seasonal allergies just like his wolf ancestors
— kim (@KimmyMonte) December 2, 2023
#15
I don't know what happens if you don't say 'cows' when you see cows while driving on the highway, but I am not about to find out.
— Patricia Correll (@Author_PCorrell) November 25, 2023
#16
My flex is remembering to bring reusable bags and then leaving them in my car when I get to the market.
— @sherisayssit (@sherisayssit) November 27, 2023
#17 A “pickleball influencer” had me laughing…
What I was warned about as a kid:
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 28, 2023
*Strangers in vans
*Gum taking seven years to digest
*Quicksand
What I wasn't warned about as a kid:
*Arguing with a computer that I’m not a robot
*Being sad when my favorite spatula breaks
*Meeting a “pickleball influencer”
#18
i drive home so quick after work like i’m late for the house
— M 🍓 (@babyariees) November 28, 2023
#19
Accidentally bought unsalted tortilla chips so I might as well just eat this paper plate instead.
— It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually (@HourLongSauce) November 28, 2023
#20
i hate when i’m telling a story and someone tells me to “get to the point.” can’t you see i am taking the scenic route
— trash jones (@jzux) December 7, 2023
#21
a “shower bun” is a naturally occurring phenomenon in which you are only able to create the most beautiful, perfectly messy bun when you are throwing your hair up to take a shower. it can never be recreated
— chase (@_chase_____) November 24, 2023
#22
one time recently i said i wanted to make our house smell good and my boyfriend said “okay i’ll do some research”
— erin (@maizie_star) December 12, 2024
