25 Hilariously Relatable Posts From Ice Cream Lovers

Do you know the most popular ice cream flavors in the United States? According to a YouGov poll, here’s how they rank:

Vanilla
Chocolate
Strawberry
Cookies & Cream
Chocolate chip
Butter Pecan
Chocolate chip cookie dough
Mint chocolate chip
Caramel
Neapolitan

My favorite flavor, coconut, did not make the list, boo-hoo.

I’ve rounded up 25 of the funniest posts about everyone’s favorite treat. Hope these bring you some laughs and hope you get to enjoy some ice cream today!

Janene

#1

6-year-old: It's Ice Cream Breakfast Day!

Me: That's not a thing.

6: It is if you don't tell Mom.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 8, 2020

#2

we heard a loud beep in McDonald's and my daughter asked if it was their ice cream machine flatlining
— 🌜🤷‍♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷‍♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) November 15, 2022

#3

#4

*asks grocery store manager to write a note telling my wife that I looked everywhere but couldn’t find the ice cream she wanted*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) May 22, 2018

#5

My kid asked me to hold her ice cream without eating any and I was like, I love you kid but some lessons you have to learn the hard way
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) July 10, 2022

#6

one time this guy asked me out to ice cream. and so we went and I ordered my ice cream. and he didn’t get anything. “I don’t like ice cream,” he said. so we sat outside and I ate ice cream as he sat and watched. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. maybe to anyone
— Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet) August 16, 2023

#7

My husband just bought ice cream with raisins. So, that was a fun marriage.
— smerobin (@smerobin) March 12, 2019

#8

Daughter just wandered in after being put to bed and I hid the ice cream I was eating like it was drugs.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 30, 2022

#9

My 14yo asked me to get her ice cream “as a reward for existing,” and honestly? Valid.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 4, 2024

#10

Heard another dad at the park refer to the approaching ice cream truck as the music truck. His kid didn’t make one mention of ice cream, just said “oh cool, I love the music truck!” I was stunned. Absolutely brilliant.
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) June 20, 2024

#11

Today my 17yo son asked me where we keep the ice cream. There goes that college scholarship we've been striving for.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) March 27, 2021

#12 My favorite soft serve is the one I always had as a kid growing up in New York…Carvel. I would get a vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles and it was the BEST. Now I live on the west coast and we have Dairy Queen, which is good, but not nearly as good as Carvel.

went out for ice cream tonight and my friend was like “wow this is so good I haven’t had soft serve in 15 years!” and i didn’t know how to tell him I eat soft serve like 3 times a week
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) July 13, 2022

#13

It doesn't matter if the answer to your problems wasn't at the bottom of that carton of ice cream.

The important thing is that you tried.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) August 7, 2019

#14

I just watched 'Tidying Up'. If I threw away everything in my kitchen that didn't bring me joy, all I'd have left is a corkscrew and an ice cream scoop.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) February 2, 2019

#15

I just had an ice cream as a reward for not having a third slice of pizza. Follow me for more healthy eating tips.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) December 9, 2020

#16

Took my daughter and her best friend to dinner and a show with endless snacks and sodas but we didn’t get ice cream afterwards so naturally this night will forever be known as “that night you didn’t get us ice cream.”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) May 15, 2022

#17

9:30 in the morning, the woman behind me in line says to her toddler “No, I don’t think they have ice cream right now, nobody eats ice cream this early in the morning,” just as I turn around holding a giant cup of vanilla soft serve.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) May 9, 2024

#18

My 7yo has three aunts. He calls them Auntie Ice Cream, Auntie Lego, and Auntie Pam. Time to step up your auntie game, Pam.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) July 2, 2022

#19

6yo: I’m done, can I have ice cream?

Me: Not until you’ve eaten all your food.

6yo: But I’m full

Me: If you’re full, you don’t need ice cream

6yo: My stomach is full of food but ice cream will fill in all the cracks

Me:

6yo:

Me: I don’t know enough science to dispute that
— The Dad (@thedad) November 1, 2022

#20

My daughter is interviewing with an ice cream shop. I told her that when they ask if she has any questions, she should say “Yeah, can you give me the SCOOP on what it’s like to work here?”
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) April 19, 2024

#21

Did me and my wife just have a long discussion about dieting and starting to exercise? Yes we did. Did we just grocery shop to eat healthy, meal prep, etc.? Yep. Did we stop at the local ice cream shop and buy 4 pints of ice cream? You betcha.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) June 29, 2025

#22

a lady cut me in line at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream, and wine in her cart .. I wasn't about to mess with that situation ..
— Le'Veon Bell (@LeVeonBell) July 17, 2025

#23

My parents: do you want to go do this errands with us?

Me, a 43 year old woman: can we get ice cream after?
— Marissa 💚🤶🏼🎄💛 (@michimama75) July 7, 2024

#24

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will

Me, nowadays: This summer I'm going to try all of the ice cream flavours.
— 𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 (@luhaenten) June 23, 2025

#25

*overheard from the other room

8yo: Can I have an ice cream sandwich?

Grandma: Did you finish your dinner?

8yo: No

Grandma: Just one then
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 17, 2017

And one more I just found!

We had a bit of an emergency earlier. The freezer was too full and so I had to finish off a pint of ice cream all by myself to make room. All better now.
— Peyton H. Roberts (@PeytonWrites) August 4, 2023

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#12 My favorite soft serve is the one I always had as a kid growing up in New York…Carvel. I would get a vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles and it was the BEST. Now I live on the west coast and we have Dairy Queen, which is good, but not nearly as good as Carvel.

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And one more I just found!

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