20 Funny and Relatable Posts About Married Life

My husband offered to set up a nap area for me (weighted blanket, water, book, pillows), and I just realized he’s putting me down for a nap so he can go do stuff without me bothering him 😭

— Alyssa 🌻 (@alyssaleann) April 27, 2025

My husband just got mad at me because I wouldn’t let him eat a 2 day old unrefrigerated sandwich, in case you’re wondering what being married is like.

— Bird Eckler (@Birdeckler) April 23, 2025

My wife has always pronounced Italian "Eye-talian" because I just don't know how to approach correcting her delicately

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 25, 2025

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) April 21, 2025

Husband: you should get out more

Me: *goes shopping*

Husband: not like that

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 29, 2025

Husband and I went into Target while his car was charging and I had forgotten what a delight it is to shop with this man. The first aisle I went down he said, “What do you need on this aisle?” Sir. That is simply not how this works.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 15, 2025

When my wife is napping:

Me: [tiptoeing around wearing only socks, whispering to kids, putting in AirPods to listen to TV]

When I’m napping:

Wife: DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT A SMOOTHIE [sound of blender]

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 6, 2025

Last night my husband rolled over in his sleep and I heard him mumble ‘she ate all the cheese.’ You guysss he dreams about me.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 17, 2025

My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some hard truths about myself

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 24, 2025