25 of the Funniest Posts About Married Life From November 2025

Wife bought something on
FB Marketplace but she's afraid she'll get kidnapped so she sends me to pick it up from a guy who's wife sent him because she's afraid to get kidnapped.

— Mufasa007 (@Mufasa0062) November 13, 2025

me: shouldn't you be almost to the airport by now

husband: *gets in shower*

— meghan (@deloisivete) November 12, 2025

Sipping my morning tea, smiling and watching my husband sleep peacefully…knowing in 30 minutes I’m handing him 800 tangled lights and a ladder.

— 🌻Sassy Hobbit 🦋 (@ASassyHobbit) November 8, 2025

My husband should’ve known better than to leave me alone with five bags of chips and the leftover Halloween candy.

— krista (@kristabellerina) November 10, 2025

Step 1 of any recipe should be my husband stops standing in front of the drawer I need

— meghan (@deloisivete) November 14, 2025

Nothing brings a couple closer than overhearing another couple fight at the next table.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) November 10, 2025

He leaves his socks on the floor, I leave all the cardboard boxes on the ground next to the recycling bin. It all evens out 🤍

— Caitlin Francis (@MrsCMFrancis) November 16, 2025

Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet she’s about to open.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 26, 2025

Marriage in 2025 sounds like, “Can you text me the code that was just texted to your phone?” on repeat.

— Sharon Hodde Miller (@SHoddeMiller) November 18, 2025

What I said: We should get rid of more stuff.

What my husband heard: We need a 3D printer.

— krista (@kristabellerina) November 13, 2025