22 Funny and Relatable Posts For Some Tax Day Laughs

My son asked what taxes are, so I gave him a bag of m&m's and explained that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he's wrong he goes to prison.

— Jeff (@TheFantasyEng) January 23, 2023

I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season

— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 23, 2015

If you don't use fast food napkins as kleenex in your car, you must be in a whole different tax bracket.

— Bob Kostic (@causticbob) April 26, 2022

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday

— Royalty In The Rough (@yellowbonemama) January 21, 2020

Got my tax refund, and I might just go nuts. Probably buy some name-brand aluminum foil, and with what is left over, maybe an avocado.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 9, 2018

Turbo Tax is the worst computer game ever.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 9, 2019

doing taxes is so easy idk what you guys are talking about
Step 1: get your W-2’s
Step 2: give them to your dad
i don’t know what so hard about that.

— Brody Edwards (@Brody_Edwards24) February 8, 2020

Me: how do I do taxes?

School: here’s a recorder

Me: what is a credit score?

School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this

Me: how do I choose the right healthcare plan?

School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.

— Boosh (@whatsupboosh) April 3, 2019

4-year-old: *runs around like a maniac while I'm trying to do my taxes*

Me: You're lucky you're a deduction.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2017

It’s called Gross Pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

— Wa 👑 (@__wadley__) August 27, 2021

My TAX RETURN so SMALL the H&R BLOCK lady just pulled the MONEY out HER PURSE☹️😩😩

— Chef Jay Jones (@chef_jayjones) March 8, 2022

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you're not in trouble

— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. (@im_all_id) March 12, 2024

my tax strategy is to go to a website i've never heard of before, enter all my most sensitive information, then hit the 'continue' button until i either get $1300 or go to jail

— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) April 14, 2025

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

— jordan (@jordan_stratton) April 16, 2019

Government: Here’s your tax refund.

Me: Thank y-

Broken furnace: I’ll take that.

— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) February 17, 2024

why are my only options doing my own taxes (me, who failed 10th grade math) or paying someone to do them for me? why can’t the government just be like here is the exact amount you’re supposed to pay/ how much we owe you xoxo love u sweetie

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) February 4, 2021

“You’re almost 22, you should have learned about taxes in high school.”

First of all, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

— Logan (@LJD31) October 17, 2017

I’m putting the 3 people that use my HBO account as dependents on my taxes.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 26, 2024

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

— Michelle 🍎 (@michelleDbelle) February 10, 2025

I don’t want to file quarterly taxes I want to live in a small house overlooking the sea and plant lupines pic.twitter.com/Bi00VCZwFY

— Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) August 30, 2021