20 Hilarious Tweets About Taxes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season

— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 23, 2015

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

— jordan (@jordan_stratton) April 16, 2019

I filed my own taxes. Con: I think I did it wrong. Pro: I’m getting back 17 million dollars.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 26, 2022

If you don't use fast food napkins as kleenex in your car, you must be in a whole different tax bracket.

— Bob Kostic (@causticbob) April 26, 2022

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday

— Alicia Keys Sister (@yellowbonemama) January 21, 2020

Got my tax refund, and I might just go nuts. Probably buy some name-brand aluminum foil, and with what is left over, maybe an avocado.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 9, 2018

Turbo Tax is the worst computer game ever.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 9, 2019

doing taxes is so easy idk what you guys are talking about
Step 1: get your W-2’s
Step 2: give them to your dad
i don’t know what so hard about that.

— Brody Edwards (@Brody_Edwards24) February 8, 2020

Me: how do I do taxes?

School: here’s a recorder

Me: what is a credit score?

School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this

Me: how do I choose the right healthcare plan?

School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.

— Boosh (@whatsupboosh) April 3, 2019

My son asked what taxes are, so I gave him a bag of m&m's and explained that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he's wrong he goes to prison.

— jeFF (@TheFantasyEng) January 23, 2023

It’s called Gross Pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

— Wa 👑 (@__wadley__) August 27, 2021

My TAX RETURN so SMALL the H&R BLOCK lady just pulled the MONEY out HER PURSE☹️😩😩

— Chef Jay Jones (@CoacHCouture) March 8, 2022

When I get my tax refund I’m gonna mess around and buy the whole 18 pack of eggs.

— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) January 26, 2023

really wish they taught me how to do my taxes in school instead of square dance but i mean at least i can hold my own at any country bar in nashville.

— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) February 6, 2023

Got a new bottle of dish soap and now I'm using what's left in the old one with the reckless abandon of someone in a much higher tax bracket.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 4, 2018

I think Tax Day should be a national holiday where we all just hold each other and cry.

— Hannah Hart 🍋 (@harto) April 17, 2018

4-year-old: *runs around like a maniac while I'm trying to do my taxes*

Me: You're lucky you're a deduction.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2017

I don’t want to file quarterly taxes I want to live in a small house overlooking the sea and plant lupines pic.twitter.com/Bi00VCZwFY

— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) August 30, 2021

I was audited once and left with a larger refund.

The IRS has not messed with me since.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) March 2, 2019