25 Hilariously Relatable Tweets About Taxes

Though the word “funny” doesn’t really come to mind when thinking about taxes, some people can find humor in anything, and taxes are no exception.

Hope these tweets bring you some laughs and prove you are definitely not alone.

Enjoy!

Janene

#1

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison
— jordan (@jordan_stratton) April 16, 2019

#2

I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 23, 2015

#3

I filed my own taxes. Con: I think I did it wrong. Pro: I’m getting back 17 million dollars.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 26, 2022

#4

If you don't use fast food napkins as kleenex in your car, you must be in a whole different tax bracket.
— Bob Kostic (@causticbob) April 26, 2022

#5

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday
— Alicia Keys Sister (@yellowbonemama) January 21, 2020

#6

Got my tax refund, and I might just go nuts. Probably buy some name-brand aluminum foil, and with what is left over, maybe an avocado.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 9, 2018

#7

Turbo Tax is the worst computer game ever.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 9, 2019

#8

doing taxes is so easy idk what you guys are talking about
Step 1: get your W-2’s
Step 2: give them to your dad
i don’t know what so hard about that.
— Brody Edwards (@Brody_Edwards24) February 8, 2020

#9

Me: how do I do taxes?

School: here’s a recorder

Me: what is a credit score?

School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this

Me: how do I choose the right healthcare plan?

School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.
— Boosh (@whatsupboosh) April 3, 2019

#10

My son asked what taxes are, so I gave him a bag of m&m's and explained that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he's wrong he goes to prison.
— Jeff (@TheFantasyEng) January 23, 2023

#11

It’s called Gross Pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes
— Wa 👑 (@__wadley__) August 27, 2021

#12

My TAX RETURN so SMALL the H&R BLOCK lady just pulled the MONEY out HER PURSE☹️😩😩
— Chef Jay Jones (@chef_jayjones) March 8, 2022

#13

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you're not in trouble
— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 (@im_all_id) March 12, 2024

#14

me: how do I do my taxes

public school: shut up and square dance
— jules (@ohheyitsjaye) March 8, 2024

#15

My 8yo was telling me about a scary dream he had. Then he said, "I bet your scary dreams are about paying bills and taxes." Wise beyond his yrs.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) June 6, 2022

#16

I think Tax Day should be a national holiday where we all just hold each other and cry.
— Hannah Hart (@harto) April 17, 2018

#17

4-year-old: *runs around like a maniac while I'm trying to do my taxes*

Me: You're lucky you're a deduction.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2017

#18

I don’t want to file quarterly taxes I want to live in a small house overlooking the sea and plant lupines pic.twitter.com/Bi00VCZwFY
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) August 30, 2021

#19

why are my only options doing my own taxes (me, who failed 10th grade math) or paying someone to do them for me? why can’t the government just be like here is the exact amount you’re supposed to pay/ how much we owe you xoxo love u sweetie
— ellie schnitt! (@holy_schnitt) February 4, 2021

#20

Government: Here’s your tax refund.

Me: Thank y-

Broken furnace: I’ll take that.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 17, 2024

#21

“You’re almost 22, you should have learned about taxes in high school.”

First of all, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
— Logan (@LJD31) October 17, 2017

#22

I’m putting the 3 people that use my HBO account as dependents on my taxes.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 26, 2024

#23

My husband: Maybe we can see about buying that after we get the tax refund.
Me: Good idea, let's wait and see how much we get.
Our 3yo from the back seat of the car: MAYBE WE WILL GET A WOLLIPOP
Me: Oh, no, bud, you don't get lollipops in a tax refund. Sorry.
3yo: WELL, WHY NOT??
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) February 16, 2024

#24 Watch out for tax scams like this one, you might hurt yourself from laughing too hard…

#25

I was audited once and left with a larger refund.

The IRS has not messed with me since.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) March 2, 2019

And finally, this hilarious video on tax questions from teenagers by The Leighton Show…

@the_leighton_show
Let’s hear some more. All from your messages and comments #teenagers #taxes #parents #humor #text @GEICO @Intuit TurboTax
♬ Taxman (as made famous by The Beatles) – Abbey Road Players

For more laughs, check out people (like me!) who have been singing all kinds of wrong words: Misheard Lyrics: People Reveal The Songs They’ve Been Singing Hilariously Wrong

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#24 Watch out for tax scams like this one, you might hurt yourself from laughing too hard…

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And finally, this hilarious video on tax questions from teenagers by The Leighton Show…

For more laughs, check out people (like me!) who have been singing all kinds of wrong words: Misheard Lyrics: People Reveal The Songs They’ve Been Singing Hilariously Wrong

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