25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men lol

— Rocks 🫶💨🍃 (@SocietyQueen999) July 30, 2025

sometimes i feel like people don’t understand the purpose of reviewing/rating a product. you’ll look at a review for a pair of shoes and it’ll be like, “great shoe. even cuter in person. just perfect. comfortable too. but i ordered the wrong size so i had to give it 1 star.”

— latke (@latkedelrey) July 28, 2025

I'm just a girl, standing in front of the internet, asking it to tell me in written words how to make the recipe and not make me watch a video

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 30, 2025

nightmares are so embarrassing. why is my anxiety working the night shift

— trash jones (@jzux) July 30, 2025

guy in paris just told me he puts a picture of his AC unit on his dating apps to attract the girls during the summer 😭😭😭 this is sending me

— mollie :3 (@vuse_lover) July 28, 2025

always delighted by that thing parents do where their baby has like one hair but they’re desperate for you to understand that the baby is a girl so they lovingly clip a tiny bow to the single hair

— habitual line-stepper (@alaskastardust) July 27, 2025

i always tell people to “drive safe” then get in my car and drive straight into a curb

— ManicMel™️ (@melorajayne) July 30, 2025

Cookbook but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it

— Dx: Moonstruck (@moonstruckinnyc) July 30, 2025

Not to toot my own horn, but I just used a screwdriver (Phillips if you're wondering) and I put it back where it belongs right after I finished the job.

— Redhead Ranting™ (@redheadranting) July 27, 2025

Every Friday: can't wait to get my life together over the next 48 hours

Every Sunday: oh no

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 27, 2025

Sorry I missed your call, but I had to talk on the phone two times today, so I’ve already met my yearly quota.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 28, 2025

very very very hard when someone you’re planning a trip with does not get the Spirit of the vacation. “instead of a quaint coastal b&b, why don’t we just camp,” yes, sure … instead of joy perhaps we could have misery,

— Nat Purser (@NatPurser) July 30, 2025

My mum: Please don’t walk through that park by yourself. I worry something might happen.

Me: But I’ve done it for years, and you were always fine with it.

Mum: Yes, but you used to have the dog to protect you.

The dog in question: pic.twitter.com/ufpRYMxUcS

— Grace (@graceyldn) July 28, 2025