25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

The parent-child roles really do reverse over time. Last night my 79 yr old mother and 80 yr old father called me to pick them up from a restaurant because they stayed later than expected and didn’t want to drive in the dark and also because they were drunk.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 1, 2025

extreme heat warning: stay inside

me, who is always very inside anyway: you got it

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 30, 2025

caught my cat trying to drag an entire loaf of bread down to the basement to eat in private

— roxy demento (@falseroxy) July 2, 2025

I said no to a donut yesterday so welcome to day 2 of my fitness journey I guess

— L (@Ann_Hedonia1) July 2, 2025

kids have safety scissors now, but we were totally allowed to use the classroom guillotine at 10 years old pic.twitter.com/q1dQ1wCPKK

— Sassington, M.C. (@MissSassbox) June 28, 2025

if you had these put in your hair as a youth, you may be entitled to compensation pic.twitter.com/XTTIyQdMcI

— Sassington, M.C. (@MissSassbox) July 5, 2025