25 Funny and Relatable Posts From Women

I am kindly requesting that the people in charge of putting the expiration dates on food please remember your elders. Right now I’m in the chip aisle with a magnifying glass.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 19, 2025

me: *starts coffee maker*

me: *2 minutes later* what's that noise

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 21, 2025

unfortunately wearing sunglasses immediately takes away both my vision and my hearing. as well as my depth perception and spatial awareness

— trish (@ultragloss) July 22, 2025

It’s this restaurant I go to & I only ever order spring rolls from there so everytime I call, all I have to say is “hi” and she be like “yea ok 10 minutes bye”

— diva (@jai1aa) July 18, 2025

my cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at HIMSELF

what an icon

— Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan) July 18, 2025

The DMV: Did you bring your 3rd grade report card with you?

— Kristen (@Kica333) July 23, 2025

my father got new tyres for the car. i don’t have a brother. and none of us are into car related stuff. but he wanted someone to look at them i guess? so i. i went outside with him and looked at the tyres. all four of them. i said wow. looked at him and nodded. he nodded back.

— 🥟mahru🥟 (@mahrugarita) July 20, 2025

Slamming my laptop shut before anyone sees that I am once again browsing an alphabetical list of cheeses

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 19, 2025

last night I went straight from work to the theatre in the dress I was already wearing, except I swapped my sneakers for evening shoes and added a red lip – I literally went from day to night! I couldn’t believe it, I really thought it would never happen for me

— Grace Jarvis (@gracejarvisohno) July 23, 2025

My toxic trait is twisting the bag and folding the twisted part under the bread to sit on it instead of using the twist tie. I’m a monster.

— Among the Wildflowers (@deaflibertarian) July 24, 2025

Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look.🤷‍♀️

— 𐙚 (@shut_thefu_) July 24, 2025

Waved at someone who wasn’t waving at me this morning. Time to relocate and start a new life.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 23, 2025

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

— 🎀 (@melodiriii) July 23, 2025