25 of the Funniest Quips From Women This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from women.

Hope these bring some smiles to your day!

Janene

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me who has zero time to do all the tasks already on my to do list: I should really start baking my own sourdough
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) May 26, 2025

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do you think birds turn 30 and start peoplewatching
— trash jones (@jzux) May 27, 2025

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I have been pressing “remind me tomorrow” on my computer update for 7 years now
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) May 27, 2025

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looking at the amount of clean underwear i still have left in my suitcase and feeling proud that i didn’t piss myself every day on vacation like i guess i had planned to when i packed
— violet 🧠🐀 (@daintysloth) May 27, 2025

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Making a big batch of food so you don't have to cook always sounds good until you hit day 3 of leftovers
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 30, 2025

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