25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

i'm not gonna lie, I’m getting old. If you call me with background noise in the back, I’m hanging up.

— La-Ndlovu (@destiny_ndlovu) May 25, 2026

We’re on a long tour with a group from around the world, and the tour guide gave us a 15 minute break, paused a beat, and said “15 English, American, and German minutes. Not 15 Spanish and Italian minutes”

— Alyssa 🌻 (@alyssaleann) May 26, 2026

I will never have a friendship like the one I have with my brother. pic.twitter.com/3mmgMeCJnr

— Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) May 26, 2026

Job postings are always like, "Do you want to work in a FAST-PACED and HIGH PRESSURE environment?!"

What? No. Not at all.

— Nithya Shri (@Nithya_Shrii) May 25, 2026

Why are they called ex-fiancés and not near-Mrs?

— Alice Mills (@millsalice144) May 27, 2026

This might be too forward thinking but I believe automatic sinks should run for the amount of time you’re supposed to wash your hands

— spicy mcmuffin 🫧 (@blackpansyx) May 24, 2026