20 of the Funniest Quips From Women This Week

just saw two women crying and hugging in the locker room at planet fitness and then i heard one of them say, "I'm brittany by the way" 💀💀

— emily may (@emilykmay) May 6, 2025

For 8 months I’ve assumed our neighbors across the alley are a gay couple but in the past wknd ive started suspecting it was only ever One Single Man and sometimes he wears a baseball cap and sometimes he doesn’t

— Good Girl Gone Mad 🧜‍♀️ (@GGGoneMad) May 6, 2025

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) May 8, 2025

flying across the country with my real id, my real ego, my real superego

— kit duckworth (@cgduckworth) May 6, 2025

this couple i know from college got married this past weekend. she wrote a three paragraph long caption about how in love she is. his post just said “my wiiiife wawaweeewa”

— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) May 5, 2025

i shouldn’t be this close to the pope pic.twitter.com/9FhM8JxDRo

— meg (@bymeg) May 8, 2025

"do something every day that scares you" no. why would i do that

— trash jones (@jzux) May 8, 2025