25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in good condition for AT LEAST a year. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre a box

— cal? (@cal_gif) April 21, 2026

Dear makers of women's clothing…

Pants pockets should be like poetry.

DEEP ENOUGH TO BE MEANINGFUL.

— mariana Z (@mariana057) April 22, 2026

I still don’t understand how the airports trust us not to pick any bag that we want

— Raksha (@caraksha103) April 23, 2026

I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor

— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. (@im_all_id) April 23, 2026

I feel like an absolute idiot at this hotel right now. I walked into the room and only saw the TV and couch, so I walked back to the reception and told them I didn’t have a bed. They promptly informed me that they upgraded me to the penthouse and that’s just the “first room.”

— Victoria! (@VictoriaTheTech) April 22, 2026

I get semi-frequent stomachaches after seeing a movie because my cinema-loving soul is sad to leave the theater. NOT because of the popcorn. That simply wouldn’t be possible

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) April 19, 2026

people are like yay it’s a beautiful spring day and the birds are singing it’s time to get out all of my loudest tools such as chainsaws and weedeaters and leaf blowers and power washers

— night blooming jasmine (@babywasteland) April 22, 2026

Watching movie with ur mom is just her asking u questions only the director would know the answers to

— crittur (@miwwmiu) April 23, 2026

I complimented this girls possum purse at the tigers game last night and she took this tiny possum out of the purse and gave it to me pic.twitter.com/QAZ97elT54

— alexandria masse (@MasseAlexandria) April 23, 2026