25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

— chase (@_chase_____) April 6, 2026

Every day I go to work with my makeup on point so that once in a while I go in with no makeup and the boss says “you don’t look too good. Go home” and I do and I laugh all the way home

— 🇨🇦SueCorvette🇨🇦 ❎ (@suecorvette) April 9, 2026

“damn how is your penne a la vodka so good” I don’t know!! unrelated but we are out of butter and heavy cream

— katie (@katefeetie) April 8, 2026

Idk why doctors only give stickers to kids? like hello I was also brave today

— Berry ⏾ (@SpicyBerry) April 8, 2026

Our computers went down at the office today, so we had to do everything manually.

It took me fifteen minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.

— Miss Ally (@MissAlly_01) April 7, 2026

now that we know about perimenopause do you guys ever stop and think about how crazy it is that that's why your poor mom and your puberty age self were trying to kill each other for like a few years there

— delia (@delia_cai) April 8, 2026

They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.

— ⚡︎ (@_sorrengailll) April 5, 2026