25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

people who ask “can I call you” are soo sweet. like obviously you cannot but so sweet

— ‏ً (@sillylilkimmy) November 1, 2025

“are you ok” no the sun set at 5 today

— trash jones (@jzux) November 3, 2025

Me: I'm going to step inside my comfort zone.

Husband: Don't you mean step outside your comfort zone?

*wearing several layers of flannel pajamas, wrapped in a blanket, with sock slippers and a beanie hat on*

Me: Nope.

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) November 3, 2025

"Sorry. Can't. It's already dark out." – Me, every night from now until about mid-May.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 2, 2025

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing.

— zoë (@zoveeo) November 4, 2025

nobody should have to work between november 1st and may 1st

— bald zohr(ann) dowd (@ali_sivi) November 2, 2025

day 1 of cat diet and everyone is mad at me. this is what I woke up to pic.twitter.com/nahgPc7Nxv

— LaCroix Jenkins (@spaceghost) November 2, 2025

texted my family that my divorce was final and little brothers never miss a chance to roast you pic.twitter.com/xITOLBQUn9

— emily may (@emilykmay) November 6, 2025