25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

neighbor kid: my aunt taught me how to make noodles

Me: is that your dad's sister or your mom's sister

neighbor kid:

me:

neighbor kid: *suspiciously* how did you know she was someone's sister

— meghan (@deloisivete) November 23, 2025

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

— chase (@_chase_____) November 24, 2025

my ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before

— trash jones (@jzux) November 25, 2025

Asked my boyfriend if he comes from a turkey trot family and he didn't even know what I was referring to, which is the best possible outcome.

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) November 27, 2025

got ID’d buying a bottle of wine and the lady was like actually i don’t need it no one underage would drink this. they’re finding new and exciting ways to call you old

— chelsea😳 (@bigidiotgirl) November 24, 2025

my problem is i always think i can get ready in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can’t

— ໊ (@meishato) November 28, 2025

this little girl is very upset on the street and her mom is on the phone explaining “she’s just exhausted and had a million sweets today” and the little girl sobs “IT WAS NOT A MILLION!!! I WOULD BE HAPPY IF IT WAS A MILLIOOOOOOON!!!!!”

— brecht apologist (@madisontayt_) November 24, 2025

theres no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a tv with the remote

— Bella (@BellaBaddie__) November 23, 2025

My mum invited me over to dinner to surprise me with a vintage pram she bought and had renovated for my first child.
I’m not pregnant,
I don’t have a husband
or a boyfriend
or even a stranger to have unprotected sex with pic.twitter.com/kX1V1lwZvi

— Sha Sha (@humphriezz) November 24, 2025

If anyone in my family subs ingredients in a traditional Thanksgiving dish with cauliflower I will call the police.

— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) November 27, 2025