25 Funny Posts for Some New Year’s Eve Laughs

Happy New Year my fellow stay-at-home friends! I’ve never been much of a partier on New Year’s Eve…or any other eve for that matter LOL.

I remember as a kid my mom would pass out pots and pans and wooden spoons to us and we’d run out to the front yard at midnight and bang them.

Looking back now, I’m thinking that may have been super weird? Do other people do this or is it like, a Bronx thing? Also, did our neighbors hate us??

Anyway, I’ve rounded up some funny tweets we can all relate to…wishing you all the best in the new year!

Janene

#1

I know it's New Year's Eve but I'm not too sure what day of the week it is.
— Paddington (@paddingtonbear) December 31, 2019

#2

Shoutout to everyone spending New Year's Eve at home, sitting on the couch in pajamas, eating snacks and watching TV, while scrolling through your phone.

You are my people.
— I Might Be Funny (@imightbefunny1) December 28, 2022

#3

New Year's Eve would be so much better if it happened around sevenish.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) December 11, 2022

#4

ME: [at 10pm on new year’s eve] no way am i staying up till midnight for this

ME: [at midnight any random night of the week when i have work the next day] ok, i can power through one more episode
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 2, 2023

#5

New Year’s Eve is for watching other people celebrate on tv while saying “I’m so glad we’re not out in all that”
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) December 31, 2023

#6

New Year’s Eve isn’t officially over until a dad says, “See you next year,” as he leaves the party.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) December 27, 2024

#7

Just plotted out my NYE plans… 1. Go to bed at 10pm. 2. Wake up next morning.
— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) December 23, 2020

#8

Welcome to your 40’s: stop agreeing to go to New Year’s Eve parties, you’re not gonna make it.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) December 26, 2024

#9

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
— kim (@KimmyMonte) October 30, 2023

#10

Husband: What are you wearing for New Year’s Eve?

Me: I think sweatpants are good for the 12 foot walk to the couch.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) December 29, 2021

#11

I’m going to spend my NYE drinking copious amounts of champagne while watching murder show marathons and screaming, “Wear gloves you moron! You’re leaving your DNA everywhere!”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) December 31, 2020

#12

The weather guy said we may need a raincoat for New Year’s Eve like I’m actually going anywhere
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) December 29, 2022

#13

Just made coffee at 6:20 on New Year’s Eve like some kind of middle aged stereotype.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 31, 2018

#14

We only have small, intimate gatherings for New Year’s Eve, because I like to limit the number of people who watch me fall asleep at 10:30.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) December 27, 2022

#15

I’m convinced no one actually has a place to wear any of the fancy sparkly outfits that fashion brands promote for New Year’s Eve and it’s all just a lie being pushed by Big Sequin
— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 29, 2023

#16

“This is going to be the best New Year’s Eve ever,” I say while bedazzling my dog’s sweater.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) December 31, 2017

#17

I'm up for any New Year's Eve party as long as it starts at six, ends by eight, involves food, and doesn't require any social interaction whatsoever.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 31, 2018

#18

Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 2, 2024

#19

I still don’t know what I'm wearing to the living room on New Year’s Eve…

I might not even go.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) December 27, 2025

#20

At this point a new year feels a bit risky, what about getting a certified pre-owned year?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 1, 2025

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Anyone else now look at New Year's day as a day off instead of New Year's Eve as a night to party?
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) December 28, 2023

#24

“i have new year’s eve plans”

the plans: pic.twitter.com/s2jma15cZX
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) December 27, 2023

#25

Can’t wait😂 pic.twitter.com/Dvg0aLmbX9
— Ross McCulloch (@Rossmac212) November 23, 2024

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If you’re just chilling at home tonight, here’s another post you might like: “25 Funny Tweets For Everyone Who Grew Up Before the Internet

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