20 Funny Tweets for Anyone Staying Home on New Year’s Eve

Happy New Year my fellow stay-at-home friends! I’ve never been much of a partier on New Year’s Eve…or any other eve for that matter LOL.

I remember as a kid my mom would pass out pots and pans and wooden spoons to us and we’d run out to the front yard at midnight and bang them.

Looking back now, I’m thinking that may have been super weird? Do other people do this or is it like, a Bronx thing? Also, did our neighbors hate us??

Now I gotta call my mom and ask her these questions.

Anyway, I’ve rounded up some funny tweets we can all relate to…wishing you all the best in the new year!

Janene

#1 This is my husband – he is the early riser, I am the night owl…
#2 I first wrote this as a meme a few years ago. And I’m doing the exact same thing this year LOL…
#3 Right?? Same.
#4 LOL!
#5 Teenage me would be mortified that I agree with this…
#6 Excuses have to be believable? Uh-oh…
#7 Chapsticks, gum, tissues, the list goes on…
#8 Ok, but just don’t text a night owl back at 6:01am…
#9 Fancy. Sweatpants are an upgrade from the cozy pajamas I will be in…
#10 Solid plan…
#11 Ha ha ha…
#12 Introverts will feel this…
#13 Unless our ceiling springs a leak, I’m good…
#14 Makes sense…
#15 Ha ha ha…
#16 If the shoe fits…
#17 Let’s not get too crazy now…
#18 Now that is my kind of party…
#19 Aren’t we all…
#20 “Practice writing 2024” LOL…
If you’re just chilling at home tonight, here’s another post you might like: “22 Funny and Spot-On Tweets About Growing Up Before the Internet”