21 Funny and Relatable Posts From Parents

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) April 14, 2023

4yo: "aw, [1yo] doesn't want me to leave! but I have preschool. I am getting older and I have things to do around town."

— 🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾 (@selentelechia) August 5, 2025

My 2 year old just looked outside and exclaimed “my rock is growing so fast!”
and then the 9 year old whispered to me “I swap it out for a larger rock when she isn’t looking.”

— Ryan Briggs (@ryancbriggs) August 3, 2025

Me/texting: “I love you”

My son, 9: “What’s the Roblox code that was just sent to your email?”

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) August 5, 2025

One time I had to let my gen z kid use one of my checks because gen z kids “don’t use checks.” Then I had to teach her how to write a check. She asked me if she needed to sign it with a feather.

— It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually (@HourLongSauce) August 6, 2025

Bye, have a great day. I’ll see you after school, I tell the fruit cup in my kid’s lunch

— meghan (@deloisivete) August 8, 2025

Thoughts and prayers for my teen who had to suffer through the router being reset. It was touch and go for approximately 5 minutes, but thankfully he survived.

— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) December 8, 2024

4 year old doesn't really understand the concept of his foot "falling asleep" so when he stands up and that's going on he goes DADDY MY SKELETON'S NOT WORKING

— _s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ (@st_louis_stan) August 7, 2025