25 of the Funniest Posts From Parents This Week

My 2yo didn’t want to get out of bed this morning so she pretended her legs wouldn’t work, and I’ve never related to anything more.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) August 28, 2025

gave my 4yo some ritz crackers on the couch and there were crumbs everywhere. I was like "bro you made a huge mess" and he said "why did you let me eat crackers on the couch????" clocked me.

— emily may (@emilykmay) August 25, 2025

Since my daughter left for college I have heard from her twice:

1) “Good”

2) “What’s your Amazon password?”

— Big Toofed Blonde (@BigToofedBlonde) August 28, 2025

One of the worst parts of your kid getting older is realizing you don’t know math.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 25, 2025

9: im going to get an ice cream sandwich

me: didn’t you just have one

9: yeah, but i have an agreement with myself

me: to…eat unlimited dessert?

9: yes

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) August 28, 2025

caught my 2 year old just as he was about to pull a bowl of food off the kitchen bench and on to the newly vacuumed floor & whisked him up.

he threw himself out of my arms and when i caught his legs he swung upside down and handfuls of gravel fell out of his pockets. outplayed

— Gabriel (@gbrl_dick) August 24, 2025