25 Funny Posts From Parents

It’s 8:30 pm in a cashless Great Wolf Lodge; your 7yo loses a tooth, and all you have in your wallet is a $100 bill.

This decision will shape childhood as we know it

— angela “turns pastors into poets” weiler-hammond (@AngelaEWeiler) June 11, 2025

My kid, wise beyond her years, “We should have 2 days of school and 5 days of weekend.”

— krista (@kristabellerina) June 10, 2025

Thoughts and prayers for my kid please, one of his chicken nuggets touched the ketchup on his plate

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 10, 2025

My daughter has, so very generously, offered to keep the chips and candy in her room from now on so she can help me with my “snacking problem”

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 6, 2025

my son said everyone else has such cool names, better than his. so i asked what name does he think is cooler. he said “WALTER”

— kemi (@kemimarie) June 8, 2025

Helping my 9yo pack for our trip and teaching him the proper clothing ratio: 6 shirts, 3 pants, 27 pairs of underwear

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 7, 2025

My 7 yo reminding me again that adulting is not great.

“We get to sleep in tomorrow because summer break is here!”

Me: Well, I have to go to work. We don’t get summer breaks.

Her: Well, make better decisions, dad.

🤦‍♂️

— Panagis Galiatsatos, MD, MHS (@panagis21) June 11, 2025

Just saw the next great comedy act that I believe is about to take the nation by storm.*

*my baby initiated a game of peekaboo for the first time tonight

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 12, 2025

Me sitting on the toilet: Can I have privacy please?
4yo trying to shove his face under the door: Can you see my eyes?
Me: No.
4: Then you have privacy.

— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) June 13, 2025

The baby used to say 'baba' to request a bottle of milk. Last week she switched to saying 'milk bottle', which is fantastic, except I didn't understand her. She said 'milk bottle' 'milk bottle' like five times before, exasperated, saying 'baba' in the most condescending voice

— Kelsey Piper (@KelseyTuoc) June 12, 2025