20 Funny and Relatable Posts From Parents

I always thought my attitude was so cute until I started raising a replica of myself.

— @sherisayssit (@sherisayssit) January 23, 2024

I just got an email that they closed schools tomorrow because of the impending snow storm so I told my 7yo that he if gives me $5 he doesn’t have to go to school tomorrow

— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) January 5, 2025

You wouldn’t think that one 30-minute practice a week would be enough to hone 50 novice elementary school musicians into a finely-tuned orchestra, and you would be right.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) May 28, 2025

On the way to work and my wife calls.

*Answer the phone*

It’s my 5 year old.

“Dad what’s your favorite turtle?”

Me: “Alligator Snapping Turtle.”

Son: “okay.”

*click*

— John Slaughter, Esq. (@JSlaughterEsq) May 28, 2025