25 Funny Posts from Parents

Life comes at you fast. One day your kid is asking for his stuffie. The next he’s saying things like “they really upgraded this road.”

— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) April 29, 2025

I ate super healthy all day and then had 3,500 calories for dinner.
-A Memoir

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 1, 2025

“What time is parkour practice?” – my son, who stayed home from school today due to, and I quote, “a stomach ache so powerful that it would kill most people”

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) May 1, 2025

My 7yo announced that the most boring toy to receive would be one lego, so now there’s a big family discussion about how many legos you’d need to tip over into the fun category

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 27, 2025

The six words no parent wants to hear at 9:15pm on a Wednesday night: “Do we have any poster board?”

— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) May 1, 2025

The toddler has a boy and a girl doll. She calls the girl doll "Princess Queen" and the doll "Boy."

— Trey (@treydayway) April 30, 2025

You have no kids. It’s 6:30 PM. You don’t know what you’re doing for dinner but there’s excitement in the air. Will you cook? Will you go out? You don’t know, but the world’s your oyster.

You have kids. It’s 2:30 PM. You don’t know what you’re doing for dinner. Fear sets in.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) May 1, 2025

It is with great regret that I admit a significant mistake and error in judgement.

On May 1, 2025 at 5:45pm EDT, while dropping my 11 year old son off for his band rehearsal, I said “I love you, Munchie” and waved goodbye in front of his friends.

— Travis Akers 🇺🇸 (@travisakers) May 1, 2025

6: I’ll treat you to an ice cream for your birthday mummy

Me: aww that’s so kind

6: *whispers* mummy can I borrow some money?

— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) May 2, 2025

just found this “treaty of forgiveness” that my 9yo wrote for his brother 😭😭😭 both of them signed it pic.twitter.com/khZQ3SPZ9z

— once and future wife geist (@wife_geist) April 30, 2025