21 of the Best Quips From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!

Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.

Wishing you all a great weekend!

Janene

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Well, my fridge finally died in the middle of the night so I had to take the day off from work. To hire a repairman? To fix it myself? To shop for a new one? No. I’ve been preparing my whole life for this moment. Today I feast.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 23, 2025

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My toddler woke up from his nap and burst into tears, when I asked what was wrong he sobbed ‘I JUST LOVE TO SLEEP SO MUCH’ and I’ve never related to anything more.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 22, 2025

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3 years ago you could go days or even weeks without hearing about protein.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 24, 2025

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my kid asked for a giant cheese embroidered on a t-shirt for his birthday pic.twitter.com/VyAZJjYji9
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) April 25, 2025

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