Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!
Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.
Wishing you all a great weekend!
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That moment when you’re sitting quietly with your cup of coffee and in the next room you hear a little toddler voice cheerfully start singing “I am a professional climber!” and you know you’ve gotta move fast
— Leah Greenberg (@leahgreenberg.bsky.social) March 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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My 4yo just won her first bingo game. They handed her $5 and she yelled “I CAN GO TO CVS!”
— Renee DiResta (@noupside.bsky.social) March 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Having a toddler makes you realize they can just rewrite reality. She calls them “Hambingers” so now they’ve always been hambingers and they will never not be hambingers in our household. Don’t even get her started on cheesebingers
— Brandon "Dusk Urchins" Kirkman (@kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social) March 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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toddler just pointed at the door and told me to “go get a coconut and open it with your hands” like a grandmother giving a grandchild and arduous and unnecessary task so they have some peace
— Todd Dillard (@toddedillard.bsky.social) March 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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I told our 3-year-old that it was time to go potty and he yelled, “not on my watch!” and ran away 😂
— Tim Amor (@timamor.bsky.social) March 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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5-year-old at supper today: "Thank you Mummy for making me try this. I actually do like it." HAVE I DIED
— Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD (@mbonsma.bsky.social) March 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
