Just some funny posts from parents that made me laugh…hope you enjoy them as well!
Janene
#1
5yo lost her first tooth. keeps calling herself “no-tooth”. whenever she walks into a room she announces her entrance with “uh oh, look out everyone, here comes no-tooth…” unbelievable bit to do on yourself
— K (@kourtneyinhell) March 2, 2025
#2
My MIL asked when I was making her another grandchild so I dropped my daughter off with her tap shoes and recorder.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 8, 2025
#3
Thought I’d have to give my husband the Heimlich at dinner after 7yo said “let’s go around the table and all say our favorite things to do in bed”
— Julia Gulia (@JuliaJuliagulia) March 4, 2025
#4
9yo: *points at my shirt* Hey Dad, was that the year you were born?
— Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad 🇳🇿 ☕ (@Caff_Dad) March 3, 2025
Me: *looks down at my shirt* THIS SHIRT THAT SAYS ESTABLISHED, 1907?!
#5
Just used a burp cloth as my own personal napkin for dinner. Parenthood is going really well.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) March 12, 2025
#6
Five year old keeps referring to the lasagna he is helping to make as the Yolanda. Please have children.
— Mother Grundy (@MotherGrundy) March 10, 2025
#7
Before you judge me for being on my phone instead of engaging with my kid, just know that I’m googling the meaning of the slang she’s using.
— Marissa 💚🤶🏼🎄💛 (@michimama75) March 4, 2025
#8
You can do so much in 2 minutes.
— Back-Up Tambourine Player (@UpTambourine) February 5, 2025
Just ask my children who, while I was in the bathroom, coated 1/4 of the kitchen with avocado oil.
#9
There's a huge difference in how sick my child is from the time he wakes up and says he doesn't feel well enough for school to right after I hang up the phone calling him in absent from school.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) March 6, 2025
#10
I think my son planned a birthday party and didn't tell us. These neighborhood kids showed up with presents and came inside and now they're playing.
— Back-Up Tambourine Player (@UpTambourine) February 10, 2025
#11
Another mom asked me what I like to do in my free time and I’ve never been more confused.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) March 5, 2025
#12
5yo, in the car randomly: "can we buy some diamonds at a cheap price and then sell them at a high price?"
— Pamela J. Hobart (@amelapay) March 5, 2025
#13
My 4-year-old told me a boy in her class hit her so I asked how she handled that and she said “I told him ‘you need to get it together, Neil.’” A conflict resolution queen.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) November 19, 2023
#14
My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don’t know
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 25, 2025
#15
The toddler saw me baking muffins and now won't stop calling me The Muffin Man
— Trey (@treydayway) February 13, 2025
#16
son: grandpa, can I have a sip of your coffee?
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) February 8, 2025
grandpa: no, it’s not good for a kid
son: because of the caffeine?
grandma: because of the whiskey
#17
My son just asked if i knew him when he was 2 years old😭😭😭😭
— Ezinye Zazo 💜 (@uLuyanda_Gama) February 2, 2025
#18
Told my teen who has a science project due in a month to work on it a little bit each day instead of waiting until a few days before it's due to start it.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) February 9, 2025
Him: Is that what you did when you were a kid?
Me: This isn't about me.
#19
My daughter’s boyfriend was complaining about how difficult it is to be a guy. My daughter reached into her purse, pulled out a pad, and said “here, cry into this.”
— BOOP (@Pettyyyboop) February 10, 2025
#20
My Kid's Test Question: Write a sentence with the following words: lazy, fox, quick, jumped, dogs, and brown.
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) January 25, 2025
My Kid's Written Test Answer: This is a sentence using the words lazy, fox, quick, jumped, dogs, and brown.
Me: (Weeps with pride)
