25 of the Funniest Posts From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!

Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.

Wishing you all a great weekend!

Janene

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My daughter just told me a bunch of Egypt facts and then said "many secrets still lie beneath the sands of Egypt" lol
— Today's Tom Servo (@DicconHyatt) March 18, 2026

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My 4.5yo is sobbing because she doesn’t want to leave town without Pepper, the neighbor dog with whom she has only ever interacted through a hole in the backyard fence
— neature vs norture (@chionogirl) March 19, 2026

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I asked my teenager how much gas her car had and she said, “72 miles.” I guess phrases like, “ a quarter of a tank” are going extinct.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 19, 2026

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man: is you baby a boy or a girl?

me, holding my baby wearing a pink onesie, wrapped in a pink blanket, with her pink elephant: she's a girl🙂

man: oh, i thought it was a boy because of the short hair

SHE'S TWO MONTHS OLD. SHE'S LUCKY SHE HAS HAIR
— Sofia Carbone (@sofiaicarbone) March 19, 2026

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at work today i served a little girl some ice cream, and her mom says "honey, what do u say?" And she looks me dead in the eyes and says
"I love u"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ (@ceraliza) March 17, 2026

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Kudos to my children on their bedtime-delaying tactics. One of them asked, right at 8 o'clock, why the First World War started. I 100% fell for it.
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 17, 2026

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I was in the bathroom when I heard my 3 y/o calling, “mommy!!” so I responded, “yes?” and then I hear a hesitant, “… Lobby???”

She had been calling for her stuffed lobster (named Lobby) and I had thought she said “mommy” and she thought Lobby was actually answering her! 🤣
— 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 (@homemakinghunny) March 16, 2026

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Last night my husband fixed the garage door so it would close and I told him he's my hero, so all day the 4 year old has been doing things for me and asking, "Is I'm your hero?"
— Elisa (@ItsMeElisaLou) March 20, 2026

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Me: *buys tickets for son’s favorite artist*

Me: *goes with, and beams watching him enjoy the gift of live music*

15yo: (turns to me) Oh my God, Dad!

Me: *expecting a thank you, maybe even a rare hug*

15yo: You’re the oldest person here!
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 16, 2026

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Oh look, a toddlers 1 day supply of berries pic.twitter.com/d7xiPdXN9E
— Sam Krapf (@sam_gzstrength) March 18, 2026

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maybe i do want kids pic.twitter.com/7bMkSRQgij
— virgobaby (@maybeeevirgo) March 19, 2026

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