20 of the Funniest Quips From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!

Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.

Wishing you all a great weekend!

Janene

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you laugh when the toddler does increasingly silly walks around the house for an hour before bedtime but it’s actually a very important part of his culture

— amy brown 💫 (@amybrown.xyz) February 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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the baby’s campaign to win the loyalty of the dog hit an important milestone today when she tossed him an entire piece of buttered toast. he has been suspicious of her since she arrived but I can see his allegiance shifting

— amy brown 💫 (@amybrown.xyz) February 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Just watched a small child insist she should be allowed to buy "1 Magic Tree House book for every inch of snow tomorrow" which seems like a reasonable demand

— Porter Square Books in Cambridge & Boston (@portersqbooks.bsky.social) February 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Me, walking into my son’s room in the middle of the night: “Buddy? I hate to be a mean mom, but—“ 13 year old, interrupting me: “But I should probably stop whistling at 1 AM?” Me: “Yes. Yes that.”

— CeliaBedelia (@celiabedelia17.bsky.social) February 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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