20 of the Best Quips From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!

Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.

Wishing you all a great weekend!

Janene

#1

https://twitter.com/momonalog/status/1895275855687098789

#2

https://twitter.com/healthuntodeath/status/1894686588375859454?s=43&t=9gG605ZKb3IRAiEhPH_Rrg

#3

https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/1893814594885312920?s=43&t=9gG605ZKb3IRAiEhPH_Rrg

#4

https://twitter.com/RodLacroix/status/1895220270593699917

#5

https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/1895802204583567430?s=43&t=9gG605ZKb3IRAiEhPH_Rrg

#6

https://twitter.com/sweetmomissa/status/1893659285118165071?s=43&t=9gG605ZKb3IRAiEhPH_Rrg

#7

https://twitter.com/dadmann_walking/status/1894035913983865038

#8

https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/1894730175272612127?s=43&t=9gG605ZKb3IRAiEhPH_Rrg

#9

https://twitter.com/michimama75/status/1895832572552495233?s=43&t=9gG605ZKb3IRAiEhPH_Rrg

#10

https://twitter.com/dadmann_walking/status/1893674842265674070

#11

https://twitter.com/mrs_jparker/status/1894769260464914568?s=43&t=9gG605ZKb3IRAiEhPH_Rrg

#12

https://twitter.com/modernmomese/status/1894765935732326540?s=43&t=9gG605ZKb3IRAiEhPH_Rrg

#13

https://twitter.com/HenpeckedHal/status/1894108362842816736

#14

https://twitter.com/lurkathomemom/status/1894450640514118115?s=43&t=9gG605ZKb3IRAiEhPH_Rrg

#15

https://twitter.com/mrs_jparker/status/1895859717119070611?s=43&t=9gG605ZKb3IRAiEhPH_Rrg

#16

https://twitter.com/sixfootcandy/status/1895538810399965603

#17

#18

5yo: Do all months have 30 days? Me: No! And there's a fun rhyme to help you remember: 30 days hath September, April, June, and November. 31 hath all the rest, except February, which has 28, unless it's a leap year, then it has 29. 5yo: Me: 5yo: Do you know what a rhyme is?

— Dad and Buried (@dadandburied.bsky.social) February 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM

#19

I asked my daughter what happened at her dollhouse and she just said “there was an accident”

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— PieGuy (@ilovepie84.bsky.social) February 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM

#20

My child just threw herself on the floor because I wouldn’t let her spray hairspray in her mouth.

— Your Mother (@mollymarie03.bsky.social) February 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM