20 of the Funniest Quips From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!

Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.

Wishing you all a great weekend!

Janene

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me: I just want 10 minutes of peace and quiet my kids: best we can do is start a wrestling match

— Meghan (@deloisivete.bsky.social) January 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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only socks I could find today were no-show and my three year old straight up pointed at my feet and yelled “WHAT ARE THOSE??” I will never recover from this

— amy brown 💫 (@amybrown.xyz) January 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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My husband just texted me that the garage door is broken, and he locked his keys in the car. So, he’s basically trapped in the garage. I’m going to need a minute—so many choices…

— Candy Elliott (@sixfootcandy.bsky.social) January 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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One of the fun things about parenting a teenager is having an emotional conversation in which you pour heart out and share meaningful life lessons that you hope they'll carry with them forever and they just respond with "k"

— Dad and Buried (@dadandburied.bsky.social) January 19, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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My 7yo forgot the word for intestines and called them "meat lines in the stomach that are taller than you" so we are not putting him in charge of naming things

— Meghan (@deloisivete.bsky.social) January 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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