20 of the Funniest Quips From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!

Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.

Wishing you all a great weekend!

Janene

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I accidentally used my son's body wash, now I hate jackets and just called my mom bruh

— TracieBreaux (@traciebreaux.bsky.social) November 19, 2024 at 6:16 AM
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me: “time to get up, it’s Monday” 3 y/o: “I don’t think it’s Monday” me: “sorry buddy it’s Monday” 3 y/o: “maybe not!”

— amy (@arb.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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If you need rocks for landscaping, feel free to come grab some from my preschooler’s backpack

— RealLifeMommy3 (@reallifemommy3.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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Those are NOT normal gifts -my 6yo listening to the 12 Days of Christmas

— Meghan (@deloisivete.bsky.social) November 20, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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Made a mistake by asking the toddler how many cookies she wants… now she's pissed that I don't have "ten hundred cookies."

— Trey (@treydayway.bsky.social) November 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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My 8 year old just screamed WE'LL HAVE THE USUAL at the McDonald's drive thru

— TracieBreaux (@traciebreaux.bsky.social) November 20, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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