20 of the Funniest Quips From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!

Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.

Wishing you all a great weekend!

Janene

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Daughter: daddy! there's a monster under my bed and it grabbed my feet! Me: [turning to son] buddy… were you just under your sister's bed? Son: yes Me: ok did you see any monsters under there

— hyperspace (@thehyyyype.bsky.social) January 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Hearing an eight-year-old say "a magician never reveals his secrets" is pretty high on my list of enjoyable parenting moments

— Patrick Wyman (@patrickwyman.bsky.social) January 5, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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A lot of parenting time is just spent saying, “If you don’t want fruit, you can’t be that hungry then.”

— Amanda (@pandamoanimum.bsky.social) January 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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