22 Funny Posts From Parents

I’m feeding my kids spaghetti and blackberries like I’m in a laundry detergent commercial

— neature vs norture (@chionogirl) January 18, 2026

Props to my 8 year old who tried to put an entire can of whip cream in her lunch box, this am

— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) January 23, 2026

One of my little indulgences is combing my infant’s hair after the bath. I like to give her a side part and make her look like a 1904 presidential candidate

— neature vs norture (@chionogirl) January 19, 2026

My kid wanted to play truth or dare, so I dared him to clean the living room and then for my turn he asked if I'd ever eaten chicken in public

— meghan (@deloisivete) January 22, 2026