I thought it would be fun to kick off the Summer Olympics with some funny tweets!
Hope these bring you some laughs and hope you have a great weekend!
Janene
#1
I love the Olympics because why am I fuming at the judges decisions in the synchronised diving at 10:30 in the morning
— Hunter Godson (@HunterGodson) July 27, 2024
#2
Olympic gymnast does a slight wobble after a never before seen or attempted tumbling combo.
— 4Livs (@4Livs) July 26, 2024
Me on my couch covered in Cheetos:
“Yea… you gotta stick that landing.”
#3
Me: This summer we will be able to watch the Olympics on TV!
— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) December 16, 2023
5yo: WHAT IS THAT
Me: A sports competition with the best athletes from around the world.
5: IS THERE GYMNASTICS?
Me: Yes!
5: WILL I BE IN IT?
#4
me watching the diving: “oh wow what a dive.”
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) July 27, 2024
commentary: “they messed it up”
#5
“you should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day” ok and how much if you’re not trying to go to the olympics ?
— chase (@_chase_____) May 13, 2024
#6
It's called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) June 29, 2024
#7
The most useless job I’ve ever seen is the lifeguard at the Olympics
— D Rose (@DamnDRoseTweets) July 30, 2021
#8
I think what intrigues me most about the Olympics is knowing that I would be horrifically injured participating in any of the events
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) July 7, 2024
#9
7-year-old: The Olympics are still on?!
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 12, 2018
Me: They last for days.
7: I thought athletes were fast.
#10
Just found out the plane that will take the equestrian’s horses to the Olympics is named Air Horse 1 and I can’t explain how happy that makes me.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 17, 2021
#11
I am 28 years old and if I sleep in even a slightly uncomfortable position my lower back hurts for the whole day, but here is my opinion on Olympic level gymnastics
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 28, 2021
#12
These Olympic curling 🥌 people should see me with a Swiffer.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) February 21, 2018
#13
One thing every athlete should do on the eve of the biggest physical contest of their lives is take a three hour evening boat ride in the pouring rain
— Kevin Fallon (@kpfallon) July 26, 2024
#14
You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 13, 2024
#15
[watching the Olympics]
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 9, 2016
Me: Do you want to swim for a gold medal someday?
4-year-old: No. They don't have any pool toys.
#16
The Olympics are a great way of reminding myself of all the countries that I didn't know existed.
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) July 28, 2012
#17
Watching the first ever Olympic Opening Ceremony held on a river, you begin to realise why no other Olympic Opening Ceremony has ever been held on a river…
— Scott Barclay (@BarclayCard18) July 26, 2024
#18
The Olympics are a good way to make the person who is the fourth best in the world at something feel absolutely terrible.
— Lance Said This (@Lance_Said_This) July 25, 2024
#19
if we won a gold medal, it'd be for taking over the most abandoned buildings
— Spirit Halloween (@SpiritHalloween) July 26, 2024
#20
What completely made-up Olympic sport would you excel at?
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 24, 2024
For me it’d be ‘spotting a better parking space after I’ve parked and saying “could’ve parked there look”’
