The Funniest Posts About the Winter Olympics

I thought it would be fun to kick off the Olympics with some funny posts.

Hope these bring you some laughs and hope you have a great weekend!

Janene

#1

The Olympics are great if you’re someone whose sleep schedule is always bad bc there’s always something on the go that you can use to justify to yourself/others why you were awake. Up at 3:45 in the morning??? Yeah, I was just checking in on the figure skating team event
— Mattea Roach (@mattearoach) February 6, 2026

#2

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up
— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) August 5, 2024

#3

“you should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day” ok and how much if you’re not trying to go to the olympics ?
— chase (@_chase_____) May 13, 2024

#4

the difference between summer and winter olympics is so funny winter athletes be risking they lives
— ⊹ (@htvzn) February 5, 2026

#5

I think what intrigues me most about the Olympics is knowing that I would be horrifically injured participating in any of the events
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) July 7, 2024

#6

7-year-old: The Olympics are still on?!

Me: They last for days.

7: I thought athletes were fast.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 12, 2018

#7

These Olympic curling 🥌 people should see me with a Swiffer.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) February 21, 2018

#8

You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 13, 2024

#9

The Olympics are a great way of reminding myself of all the countries that I didn't know existed.
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) July 28, 2012

#10

The Olympics are a good way to make the person who is the fourth best in the world at something feel absolutely terrible.
— Lance Said This (@Lance_Said_This) July 25, 2024

#11

*turns on the Olympics*
*sees speedskating*
*explains the sport to my sons*

9 yo: "That doesn't look very hard."
— Kimberly Ross (@SouthernKeeks) February 7, 2026

#12

The US Men’s Curling Team looks like a group of dads that were just trying to get away from their families for the weekend but somehow ended up competing in the Olympics
— lex 🌻 (@alexissantoraaa) February 25, 2018

#13

if there were an olympic event for the shortest time between not knowing a sport exists to yelling at my tv about the result i would win gold
— ۟ (@shakchunny) February 7, 2026

#14

a figure skater will do the most graceful gorgeous breathtaking move on the ice and the commentator will come in and say “that was so sloppy and horrible the competitor should be put in jail for making us all witness that”
— maybe: sasha (@goalietaps) February 7, 2026

#15

"she could tighten up that triple-axel" I mumble to the television, cracking open my second sleeve of Oreos.
— Jesse Case (@jessecase) February 7, 2026

#16

Me, who gets short of breath walking up the stairs, watching the Olympics:

Her form was terrible
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 7, 2026

#17

Sorry, can't talk rn! Trying to learn the rules and history of every Winter Olympic sport, so I can yell at my TV in an educated way 😌
— Sports Girls Club (@girlsclubsports) February 6, 2026

#18

my dream job is to be the person holding the country names on the block of ice in the biggest puffer jacket i have ever seen in my life
— anna (@shaidivadance) February 6, 2026