25 of the Funniest Posts About Decorating for Christmas

Just asked a rival dad why there was so much room between his ceiling and the top of his Christmas tree.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 5, 2023

every year watching Clark Griswold slowly decent into insanity because of his family gets a little more realistic for me

— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) December 23, 2023

Breaking news: I’ve officially entered hour 6 of untangling my Christmas lights. Morale is low, coffee is gone, and I’m considering just wrapping the whole knot around the tree and calling it “modern art.”

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) December 2, 2024

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December instead of taking all these decorations out

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 1, 2023

My daughter very gently told me that she would like to be in charge of Christmas decorations this year instead of me because she’d like our house to look better

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 25, 2023

The back of my Christmas tree is nobody’s business

— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) December 8, 2023

A couple should not marry each other until they set up a Christmas tree together.

— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) November 28, 2023

I’d like to formally apologize to everyone I’ve ever mocked for leaving their holiday lights up all year. You were visionaries, and I am now your disciple.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) December 12, 2024

Good luck to all the wives out there this weekend trying to talk their husbands out of getting a 16 foot Christmas tree for their 8 foot ceilings.

— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) November 26, 2023

I like to put up holiday decorations in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with snacks and ignore the box of decorations.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 28, 2025

I’m sure sleeping in is nice but being the only one awake in a quiet house drinking coffee by the Christmas tree is elite.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 7, 2024

Went on a lovely drive to admire all the Christmas lights, and my preschooler spent the whole time telling me which houses he thinks could survive a tornado blast

— sarah (@sarahradz_) December 16, 2024

Today is the day we traditionally put the Christmas tree and outdoor lights up. A day the kids affectionately call, “Swear Day.”

— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) November 24, 2024

At that age where I can't watch Clark Griswold decorate for Christmas without worrying about his electric bill

— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) January 3, 2024

Wow, my kids are decorating the heck out of this small lower left section of our Christmas tree.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 1, 2024

I can't say this from experience but I imagine putting away Christmas decorations sort of feels the same as taking your bra off at the end of a long day.

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) January 6, 2025

Hung my Christmas lights on the house across the street so I can see them.

— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) November 24, 2018

Think you are chill and laid back? Watch your kid build and decorate a gingerbread house without intervening.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 12, 2020

He was rare, like a man who happily put up Christmas lights for his wife.

— Darla (@ddsmidt) November 25, 2024

If the bottom half of your tree’s ornaments are missing check your toddlers wagon pic.twitter.com/cJlhhwXwKM

— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) December 21, 2023