Bedtime with kids isn’t a routine—it’s a full-blown comedy show where little masterminds pull out every excuse in the book to dodge sleep.
From “I think I forgot how to blink” to “I think my pajamas are whispering”, these tiny negotiators will have you laughing (and maybe crying).
I’ve gathered the funniest quips from parents who’ve survived the nightly circus of bedtime stalling…hope these bring you some laughs!
Janene
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I love this. My little one insisted on getting up the other night to feed the dog. At 1am. We dont even have a dog. 😅🙈
— Sarah (@Sarahbythesea22) November 19, 2024
