18 of the Funniest Tweets About Mother’s Day

I don’t know what my husband is planning on doing for me for Mother's Day but I hope it's the laundry.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 4, 2019

Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM.

Happy Mother’s Day

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 13, 2018

Telling a mom to relax while her family does everything on Mother’s Day is like telling a pilot to relax while the passengers fly the plane.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 14, 2017

This Mother’s Day I would like a very cold hotel room, black out curtains, an Ambien, and no other human being present. Thank you in advance.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 30, 2021

Lots of men at Target today discovering that the store layout has changed since last Mother’s Day.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 11, 2019

"What did you get my mom for Mother's Day?" — husbands

— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) April 30, 2021

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before I wake her up to ask what’s for breakfast

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 12, 2019

10-year-old: Happy Mother's Day!

Me: Tell Mom, not me.

10: I'm telling you so you don't forget.

That kid is a lifesaver.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 9, 2021

Yesterday I explained Mother’s Day to our toddler and this morning he burst into our room singing happy birthday and gave her a cup of cat treats.

— The Dad (@thedad) May 9, 2021

10 proudly showed me the Mother’s Day greeting card she “bought” my wife and when I asked her how she purchased it she said she slipped it to the grocery cashier while my wife was checking out, winked, told the cashier not to tell her about it and then “Mommy paid for it.”

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) May 5, 2022

Shout-out to all the moms who went on a Rage Cleaning spree on the day before Mother’s Day, just so you could try to take a day off. You’re my people.

— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) May 12, 2019

If you’re not awakened by small children lovingly shoving handmade gifts in your face at 6am, is it even Mother’s Day?

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 13, 2018

All I want for Mother’s Day is to sleep for 9 straight hours, wake up to the sound of coffee brewing and then have my husband say things like, “I’m gonna entertain the kids all day so you can sit on the couch in your pjs and buy your Mother’s Day gift in peace!”

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) May 2, 2020

Young mom: I hope he plans something nice for Mother’s Day.

Experienced mom: I booked my hotel room for Saturday night and will be back late Sunday.

— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) April 23, 2022

Mother's Day is a special day when I get to do the dishes and yell at people to stop making siren noises while I wear a macaroni necklace.

— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) May 8, 2016

Me: What do you want for Mother's Day?

Wife: No disasters all day.

Me: You should probably leave the house.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 12, 2019

Dads on father's day: let's go do something as a family!
Moms on mother's day: Can everyone just not talk to me today or touch me.

— Meredith (@PerfectPending) May 9, 2016

My mom said if we are gonna post her then POST HER 😂 pic.twitter.com/TBQnTx1fy1

— Gimme Ya Phone💭 (@jaytheghostt) May 9, 2021