20 Funny Tweets About the Reality of Married Life

Friends, if you don’t already know Simon Holland, you’re in for a treat! This husband and dad is one of the funniest on Twitter with his super relatable observations on marriage and life with kids.

I’ve rounded up his funniest quips to share with you. Hope they bring you some laughs!

#1 Good advice, right there…
#2 I think she heard you the first time…
#3 Sounds about right…
#4 Husbands are gifted at this…
#5 LOL…
#6 Fun times…
#7 It’s always a good time for cheese toast!
#8 Very true…
#9 A woman can never have too many blankets…
#10 My husband would be happy if I brought home ANY kind of bacon!
#11 Truth…
#12 Yes, you should be nervous…
#13 LOL…
#14 Oh, she’ll know…
#15 Kohl’s math is the best math…
#16 And when you’ve been married long enough, you don’t care how they’re folded as long as someone else is folding them…
#17 Seriously, why is 4th grade math so hard??
#18 Why, yes, we have…it’s worth it!
#19 Gotta love an organized garage…
#20 I’m laughing because I do this to my husband all the time…

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