16 Hilarious Quotes From Kids…Teacher Shares Students’ Funniest Quips

I’ve worked with children for many years and it really is true: they do, in fact, say “the darndest things”. Kids are brutally honest, unfiltered, and hilarious.

The Instagram account, “Live From Snack Time” shares funny and wholesome quips from kids all over the world. It was started by kindergarten teacher Alyssa Cowit and digital marketing manager Greg Dunbar, and has grown to over 600,000 fans, one of whom is me!

I’ve put together a collection of some of my favorite quotes for you…hope they bring you some laughs!

#1 If I ever get into trouble with any ladybugs, I’m definitely gonna call Lou…

#2 Waaaay back in his “late 3’s” LOL…

#3 Would LOVE to follow up with this kid in 30 years…

#4 Everybody’s got a deal…

#5 Bosses do need help…

#6 Not sure how much your parents appreciate that LOL…

#7 Quite the lofty goal for turning 18…

#8 Ouch…poor Dad!

#9 Willow could be my BFF…

#10 Nothing like a 5-year-old with an exit strategy…

#11 There’s always a little room in our dessert tummy…

#12 Quite the conundrum…

#13 I’m sure your teacher feels the same way, kid…

#14 As you should, Eleanor, as you should…

#15 Wait until they find out who Grandma is…

#16 The cutest…

For more laughs, check out this popular post: “20 Times Parents Were Hilariously Roasted By Brutally Honest Kids” https://imightbefunny.com/humor/20-times-parents-were-hilariously-roasted-by-brutally-honest-kids/