Top 20 Funniest Kid Quips From “Live From Snack Time”

I’ve worked with children for many years and it really is true: they do, in fact, say “the darndest things”. Kids are brutally honest, unfiltered, and hilarious.

The Instagram account, “Live From Snack Time” shares funny and wholesome quips from kids all over the world.

It was started by kindergarten teacher Alyssa Cowit and digital marketing manager Greg Dunbar, and has grown to over 600,000 fans, one of whom is me.

I’ve put together a collection of some of their best kid quips…hope they bring you some laughs!

#1 The jig is up, mom!
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#2 Callie will go far in life…
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#3 Three-year olds are the best LOL…
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#4 LOL…
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#5 This kid has relationships figured out at 4 years old…
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#6 He’s not wrong!
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#7 If I ever get into trouble with any ladybugs, I’m definitely gonna call Lou…
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#8 Would LOVE to follow up with this kid in 30 years…
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#9 Everybody’s got a deal…
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#10 Nice try, Mason…
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#11 Quite the lofty goal for turning 18…
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#12 Me too Will, me too…
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#13 Willow could be my BFF…
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#14 Nothing like a 5-year-old with an exit strategy…
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#15 LOL…I didn’t know that was an option!
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#16 Quite the conundrum…
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#17 Sound logic…
#18 As you should, Eleanor, as you should…
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#19 Wait until they find out who Grandma is…
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#20 The cutest…
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I just saw that they have a book out..would be a cute gift!

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