Top 25 Funniest Kid Quips From “Live From Snack Time”

I’ve worked with children for many years and it really is true: they do, in fact, say “the darndest things”. Kids are brutally honest, unfiltered, and hilarious.

The Instagram account, “Live From Snack Time” shares funny and wholesome quips from kids all over the world.

It was started by kindergarten teacher Alyssa Cowit and digital marketing manager Greg Dunbar, and has grown to over 600,000 fans, one of whom is me.

I’ve put together a collection of some of their best kid quips…hope they bring you some laughs!

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For more laughs from kids, check out one of my most popular posts: “21 Hilarious Notes From Kids”