‘Tis the season to share some laughs with family and friends! I’ve rounded up the funniest Christmas posts I could find, nearly all of which I seriously related to.
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas…stay safe and warm out there, my friends!
Janene
#1
the twelve days of christmas is completely unrealistic there is no way that you’re still accepting gifts from someone after four days of birds
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) December 3, 2018
#2
The plot of every Hallmark movie is about a career woman who is too busy for love but she has to move to a small town where a handsome local bachelor teaches her about the true spirit of the holiday. It starts snowing and they kiss. There is also a dog.
— Joel Doubleyou (@JoelDoubleyou) November 19, 2018
#3
My mum just waited until the dog had walked out the room to tell me what she'd bought him for Christmas.
— Louise Haigh (@LouHaigh) December 23, 2021
#4
If you had asked me 20 years ago what fictional character I would relate most to as an adult I would never have guessed it’d be the grinch
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 19, 2023
#5
My wife is wrapping Christmas gifts, so our dog and I have to go in the other room because "we don't know how to act around gift wrap rolls."
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) December 16, 2023
#6
Stages of holiday shopping
— Midge (@mxmclain) December 15, 2023
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
#7
love the weird days in between Christmas and new years. The waiting room of time
— trash jones (@jzux) December 28, 2023
#8
This is your reminder that if your birth year starts with 19… do NOT sit on the floor to wrap Christmas presents.
— Deb 🇺🇦🟧🎄 (@DontCallMeDebby) December 24, 2024
#9
Santa is cool and all but we all know Mrs. Claus has Santa’s stuff all packed and the reindeer ready to go while Santa spends 45 mins pooping right before the sleigh takes off.
— cheesecake & crying (@cheesecakecryin) December 9, 2021
#10
Give her what she really wants for Christmas, a broody seaside cottage with a porch, secret library, rolling ladders and a crackling fireplace.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) December 16, 2023
#11
My dad already put a box of garbage bags next to his favorite chair so he’s ready for Christmas morning so he’s reached peak holiday dad
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 21, 2023
#12
Christmas shopping is so hard when your personality is like you know who would love this?? Me
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 3, 2023
#13
🎶 He’s making a list…
— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) December 14, 2022
He’s checking it twice…
He left it at home.
He’s texting his wife 🎶
#14
I'm at that frantic point of gift-buying where I think my mom might really like a tactical flashlight.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) December 11, 2023
#15
for 15 years we made fun of my dad for saying he wants a vacuum for christmas every year, but we finally got him a nice dyson and you know what? he’s walking around, vacuuming all every room, muttering “this is a game changer.” say what you will but the man knows what he wants
— it’s george 🇵🇸 (@magnuswlitb) December 25, 2021
#16
Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card and he gives me a $100 gift card.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) December 5, 2023
#17
Dads only want one thing and it’s to immediately collect the torn wrapping paper for their giant trash bags on Christmas morning
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 20, 2021
#18
I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) December 17, 2024
#19
Therapist: Are you doing anything special for each other during the holidays?
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) December 18, 2023
Me: I made him an advent calendar.
Therapist: That was thoughtful of you.
Husband: It was filled with pieces of paper with errands I need to run before Christmas.
#20
Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) December 25, 2024
Neighbor: Nice. I got-
Me: I know. I watched you guys open everything.
#21
Me: Remembers every single word (including the rap) of TLC’s “Waterfalls,” a song that came out in 1995.
— Becky Vieira | Witty Otter (@wittyotter_) December 10, 2020
Also me: can’t remember where I hid one of my son’s Christmas presents two days ago.
#22
Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 17, 2025
#23
The only way to stop eating these Christmas cookies is to eat them all
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 4, 2024
#24
Daughter: [giving me attitude]
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) December 22, 2025
Me [picking up phone]: That's it, I'm calling Santa.
Daughter: Dad I'm 17.
#25
People that last minute Christmas shop drive me insane. They get in the way of my last minute Christmas shopping.
— Wade Barnes (@LordMinion777) December 20, 2025
