I think all pets deserve to be a little spoiled, especially when it comes to love and attention.
I’ve rounded up some posts from people who are doing everything they can to make sure their pup is living the good life.
Enjoy!
Janene
#1
Them: your pets are spoiled
— soren (they/them) (@uxnotyoux) July 7, 2022
Me: they are competitively compensated for the user experience they provide
#2
My husband: I don’t want a dog. We don’t need a dog. We don’t have time for one.
— Lindsey Boylan (@LindseyBoylan) February 12, 2023
My husband 2 years later: I read an article about dog emotional well-being & we should stop saying goodbye when we leave because Truffle will be more sad. We don’t want her to worry when we’re out.
#3
I sneezed and my husband didn’t say a word.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 26, 2020
Fifteen minutes later the dog sneezed.
Husband FROM UPSTAIRS, “BLESS YOU!”
#4
Son: We’re having chicken and rice for dinner?
— Stacey (@skittle624) August 17, 2019
Me: No. That’s for the dogs. Heat up some pizza rolls or something.
#5
I want to surprise my wife with plans for a vacation getaway but I want the surprise to be that it’s just me and my dog going.
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) September 2, 2019
#6
It’s not that I want 2 dogs, I just want to get my dog a dog
— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) June 11, 2021
#7
imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.
— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) October 27, 2024
#8
Husband: There’s a credit card charge for $200 to a store called Petacular.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 2, 2021
Do you know what that is?
*dog walks by in a Statue of Liberty costume*
Me: Nope.
#9
My 7yo had to measure something for her homework. My husband told her to measure our dog. My 7yo, "it said to measure an object. He's not an object! He's a person!"
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 6, 2022
#10
My dog just let out a sigh like she worked a 12 hour shift, sat in traffic, picked up the 3 kids from daycare, made dinner and just wants 5 minutes to herself
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) September 25, 2024
#11
boss: Why are you late?
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 21, 2018
[flashback to me trying to find a show the dog would like]
me: Traffic
#12
Was just petting my boyfriend’s dog and he said “I’m so glad you like her” and I was like “of course how could I not like her, she’s so cute” and my boyfriend was like “no I’m talking to my dog, it would be really awkward if my dog didn’t like you.”
— Colleen (@Coll3enG) August 17, 2022
#13
wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 14, 2019
me: They’re for the dogs
wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
me: They don’t know how
#14
WIFE: Stop spending money on stupid stuff
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) August 17, 2016
ME: Okay
[later]
WIFE: What the hell?
[dog walks by in a tuxedo]
ME: He's getting married, Karen
#15
Accidentally stepping on my husband's foot: "Sorry."
— I Might Be Funny (@imightbefunny1) September 26, 2022
Accidentally stepping on my dog's paw:
"Oh my God, I'm SO SORRY! Are you ok buddy?
I'm SO SO sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I LOVE you so much. You want a treat? You're the best boy, yes you are."
#16
#17
my dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back pic.twitter.com/rEVknWw3Rp
— emily (@spaghemily) March 21, 2016
#18
My wife and I have taken 6 photos together in the last 2 years.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) December 17, 2023
Meanwhile we've taken 93 photos of our dog sleeping since last week.
#19
#20
My mom was cooking eggs, chicken, veggies, and rice for her dogs and I just stared at her, remembering all the hamburger helper I ate as a kid.
— tera-cotta (@notincharge7) October 25, 2024
#21
A telemarketer called & asked to speak to whoever runs the household.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 15, 2024
So I passed the phone to my dog.
#22
“Waffles, it’s not about you,” a man just earnestly said to his beagle at the park
— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) November 12, 2024
#23
“You let your pets sleep with you?”
— Beth Booker (@itsbethbooker) August 13, 2024
Sir, I would let my animals represent me in a court of law.
#24
I don't use headphones when I'm walking my dog because it feels rude. what if he wants to chat
— hannah louise (@hannahlouisef) August 22, 2024
#25
My best friend is out of town, and she venmoed us $100 to take her dog out for lunch on his 10th adoptaversary. pic.twitter.com/ELvy6ns6DL
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) September 21, 2024
